Tesla: another happy customer
Musk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump tries to make boycotting Tesla illegal. Buying Tesla cars to become mandatory?
#satire #MadeUpNews #Trump #elonmusk
https://daily-twerk.com/uncategorized/tesla-another-happy-customer/
North Sea collision; good news for coastal waters
The collision has caused a spillage of fuel and other pollutants, but there is an upside due to the sewage running into the sea.
#environment #MadeUpNews #satire #WaterPollution
https://daily-twerk.com/general/north-sea-collision-good-news-for-coastal-waters/
North Sea collision; good news for coastal waters
The collision has caused a spillage of fuel and other pollutants, but there is an upside due to the sewage running into the sea.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/north-sea-collision-good-news-for-coastal-waters/
One sector bucks share price crash trend
The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.
#DonaldTrump #MadeUpNews #Republicans #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/one-sector-bucks-share-price-crash-trend/
One sector bucks share price crash trend
The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/one-sector-bucks-share-price-crash-trend/
Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hack
Feeling some of the backlash from people angry about Musk, the owners of Tesla cars are hoping one simple hack will help avoid attention.
#ElonMusk #MadeUpNews #satire #Tesla
https://daily-twerk.com/general/tesla-drivers-fed-up-with-abuse-try-a-simple-hack/
Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person
Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared...
#ConspiracyTheories #DonaldTrump #JFK #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights
With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists at clouds
#ElonMusk #MadeUpNews #satire #X
https://daily-twerk.com/general/x-down-users-forced-to-shout-at-traffic-lights/
X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights
With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists as clouds
https://daily-twerk.com/general/x-down-users-forced-to-shout-at-traffic-lights/
Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center
The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.
#DonaldTrump #KennedyCenter #MadeUpNews #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/trump-executive-order-plain-lights-for-kennedy-center/
Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center
The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/trump-executive-order-plain-lights-for-kennedy-center/
School in Mansfield revises guidance for World Book Day
A school in Nottinghamshire has revised the costume guidance for World Book Day.
#MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts #WorldBookDay
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/school-in-mansfield-revises-guidance-for-world-book-day/
Starmer asks Trump if he wants Russell Brand as well
Following Trump's willingness to accept the Tate brothers, Starmer has offered him Rusell Brand as well. He will fit in well in the land of misogyny.
#AndrewTate #DonaldTrump #KeirStarmer #MadeUpNews #misogyny #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/starmer-asks-trump-if-he-wants-russell-brand-as-well/
Apple investigates if there is a dictation bug: Trump comes out as racist
There have been numerous reports that the Apple dictation feature replaces the word racist for Trump. Reports of similar replacements occurring for words like turd, stupid and transphobic are expected.
Fears over alcohol-free World Cup
FIFA are concerned that sober fans might come to the realisation that the glorious game is just a load of blokes kicking a ball about for 90 minutes.
~ET
https://daily-twerk.com/sport/fears-over-alcohol-free-world-cup/
Dealers moving from drugs to eggs
Small time crooks and organised criminals are ditching drugs and moving onto something far more lucrative.
Have you been affected? Let us know.
~KK
#eggs #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/dealers-moving-from-drugs-to-eggs/
Workers returning to office struggling to adjust
Some have not been at work since 2020. They are confused and bewildered. Some had to use a SatNav to find their building. Others were horrified to discover Onesies were no longer in fashion.
~KK
#lifestyle #MadeUpNews #satire #WFH #WorkingFromHome
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/workers-returning-to-office-struggling-to-adjust/
Musk unveils prototype of latest Tesla model
Revisiting the classic lines of the 1930s this bold statement car is guaranteed to turn heads. This is the first convertible car in the Tesla range.
~KK
#ElonMusk #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/musk-unveils-prototype-of-latest-tesla-model/
