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@thomy2000@fosstodon.orgGuess who just wasted 3 hours debugging an issue that was resolved by turning it off and on again... for the 4th time. Because no, after 3 times, surely it won't work. You need to do it 4 times.
And the best part: I have no clue what solved it. Could have been #Docker. Could have been NetFilter. Could have been DNS. Could have even been God himself for all I know.
Time to reject computers and go back to the time of the dinosaurs. They didn't have anything to turn off and on. They were happy.
@thomy2000 yes yes yes! Remove thumbs!!! Remove brains yes yes yes! HAIL FISH! YES!!!
cc: @lkundrak
@ljs @thomy2000 yes!!!
stop all this OMG I'M A NAKED APE WITH BIG CRANIUM nonsense!!!! LOOK MA I CAN THINK OF THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST! TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!11 what a fucking crock of shit!!!! where's the musculature bro??? OH I SAVED ENERGY TO INVENT DOCKER AND RELIGIOUS VIOLENCE. why does your back hurt?? DECIDED TO WALK ON TWO ATROPHIED LEGS, SO I COULD SAVE ENERGY FOR WRITING YAML!! very well mate, but how do you even brachiate? I DON'T BRACHIATE, BUT GOT OPPOSABLE THUMBS SO I CAN WANK OFF AND RETURN SOME OF THE DOPAMINE KUBERNETES TOOK FROM ME. oh very king of creation of you, naked ape!!!
@lkundrak @ljs @thomy2000 WE HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
@vbabka @lkundrak @thomy2000 *screeches*
*brachiates away*
@ljs @vbabka @thomy2000 *cracks skull open*
places fish
SIR
@lkundrak @vbabka @thomy2000 sir is eligible for a book signing!
*Screeches, accidentally knocks fish out of lubko's skowl*
