Just filed an IT helpdesk ticket at work with the title "My Windows desktop is properly screwed; like, it's impressive how screwed it is".
An excerpt from the body:
> Now the start menu does nothing; I can only launch things from the quick bar. Right-click desktop and “Open in terminal” does nothing, and “Display” says that the “ms-settings” app is not installed. Rebooting via Task Manager crashes explorer.exe.