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The year is 2030.
Computers boot directly into the browser. IDEs are just a web app now, running in the GPU. No one knows why. Or how.
All programs run in 4 nested containers on top of a hypervisor abstracting over the 5 major computational clouds. The last time a branch was predicted correctly, in any CPU anywhere, was 4 years ago.
Cloud costs are withdrawn directly from your retirement fund.
Ext7 just came out, it's written in Javascript and uses AI to guess what the file may contain.
@chrisg the worst part is it actually feels like we're headed that way
Chris Gioran
@chrisg@fosstodon.org@Reiddragon Yeah, this post is doing numbers and I'm not sure if that's because people think it's funny or because it's true.
Probably both?
I mean, it'll probably be called something different than ext7 - openAI will put their marketing team on it.
