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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

@sc_griffith WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 😭😭🙌🏼🙌🏼 this was 100% me when I was trying to learn about kubernetes

⁂Krafty⁂

@lydiamiller @sc_griffith Lol I have kubernetes filtered under my "dumb stuff" filter. I don't even know what it is and I'm not sure I want to!

@tkk13909 @lydiamiller @sc_griffith Its dumb stuff but like lots of it in lots of different places all just to run more dumb stuff for some dumb product. Like Google or whatever