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I can't quite pinpoint why I am so unsettled by this article.

"thank fuck we have good counsel and thank fuck for the privacy team"

are two recurring thoughts I have while doing the business of leading something in big #tech. And I see that it is a thin, thin, line between where I am, and this happening...

theverge.com/2022/11/10/234511

a thread

The VergeTwitter lawyer warns that Elon Musk is putting company at risk of billions in FTC finesBy Alex Heath

Maybe it is finally hitting home (my brain absorbs slowly). The honeymoon is over - batten down the hatches - fight them on the beaches 'n all that.

But I don't think that's just it. I like hard work. I enjoy running engineering teams and software products as lean as possible. We benefit greatly from generating shared stakeholder accountability with the hugely talented cross-functional teams we have at Google.

Yeah. It's not just that. Read what the bravest lawyer I ever saw wrote...

Now imagine, half the company got fired.

Then almost immediately the bossy top boss-people responsible for:

1. Information security
2. Privacy
3. Compliance

just walked out of the company.

Aside: I had to read this like 4 times in the article because there are no amount of what-the-actual-fuck GIFs able to describe this.

Now this lion-hearted lawyer begins by saying: You probably don't have to go back to the office, oh and I AM a lawyer

and continues...

"I also remind all Tweeps (at least in the US) that we have an unlimited PTO policy. All Tweeps are able to take PTO. Perhaps today is a good day to take some rest and recharge."

THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE NEW BOSS HAPPY HE REALLY SEEMS LIKE AN UNLIMITED TIME OFF KINDA GUY SURE THING TAKE A MONTH WHY NOT

And continues with a takedown of the new boss' motives and personal priorities, which didn't disturb me but yeah, you are either in the ZOMG-TESLA-UBER-GENIUS-ROCKETS camp or you aren't, and frankly I was never close.

Real genius is a rare breed and I've met few. Perhaps a recurring theme of my personal brand of what it takes to be a genius is humility and humility this ain't.

So I'm kinda amused that the boss is getting taken down on company slack and then shit gets dark...

ossronny

@aliafshar Elon is really just pissed that his "the Kings new clothes" act didn't get enough feedback, he's now moved ti making action painting of shit and stock