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Jim Stormdancer

I've seen a number of people confused about this, so I did some research. Here are the most important answers:
- The moose want to lick your car because it has salt on it
- It's bad for the moose to lick your car because it will become accustomed to being around humans
- To stop the moose from licking your car, drive away

An LED road sign sitting in the snow, reading "DO NOT LET MOOSE"
An LED road sign sitting in the snow, reading "LICK YOUR CAR"
Ryan Finnie

@mogwai_poet I used to live in an area with wild horses which would occasionally make their way into urban areas.

I once saw one of those programmable road work signs which said "CAUTION WILD HORSES IN ROAD", but didn't see any horses so I just figured the last horse to leave the road forgot to turn off the sign.

Jan 09, 2025, 01:03 AM·Public
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