Ok, hear me out... *Bloodletting*
You got high blood pressure? Let some blood out - say, a gil, maybe - blood pressure goes down.
Sure, it eventually get replenished. But until it does, pressure is lower right? That's why you get light headed when you give blood.
So, if you have high blood pressure, what if you donated blood semi-regularly? Two birds with one stone. Blood banks fill up, and you get a free cookie. Big pharma loses a profit stream.
@SlashNevSlashDull Yep! Not a doctor
@SlashNevSlashDull It does make intuitive sense though, doesn't it?
@royal I mean, it works with the beer and CO2 in my kegerator!
@SlashNevSlashDull Needs more study