Maybe we should stop calling them *Notifications* and instead refer to *Interruptions*.
"Working on some stuff so I've turned off interruptions for a while."
"Right on."
I kinda liked how notifications worked in classic iOS: A little window would pop up in front of everything, and you could acknowledge or dismiss it, and then it was gone forever.
They really were interruptions, and you didn't tend to enable them for too many apps.
Now the notification center is just another horrid inbox to go through. XD
Even Apple is an ad company.
I've been off of iOS for four years now, and I was utterly shocked to see ads in the iOS App Store on a family member's phone a year or two ago.
Pretty shameless!