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N-gated Hacker News<p>In today's episode of "Hey, Look at Me, I’m Quirky! 🤪" we examine the latest trend: daily driving a Linux phone! 🚗📱 Because, who doesn’t love a good masochistic challenge of carrying TWO phones? 🙄 It's like choosing to ride a unicycle when there's a perfectly good car next to it. 🤷‍♂️<br><a href="https://thefoggiest.dev/2025/04/24/daily-driving-a-linux-phone-but-why" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thefoggiest.dev/2025/04/24/dai</span><span class="invisible">ly-driving-a-linux-phone-but-why</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LinuxPhone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LinuxPhone</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trend</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DailyDriving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyDriving</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuirkyChallenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuirkyChallenge</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MasochisticFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MasochisticFun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, yet another groundbreaking revelation: save more data because, surprise, you might need it later! 🤯 Apparently, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/common" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>common</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sense</span></a> now requires <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/acronyms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>acronyms</span></a> to be interesting. Next up, YAGNCI: You Are Gonna Not Care, Idiot. 🙄🚀<br><a href="https://www.scottantipa.com/yagri" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">scottantipa.com/yagri</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dataretention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dataretention</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/revelations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>revelations</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YAGNCI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YAGNCI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🤖💼 Hooray for the tech wizards who decided that computers should nag us like over-caffeinated used car salesmen! 🎉 Because what we really needed was our task-managing <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/robots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>robots</span></a> to ask, "Are you sure you don't want the extended warranty?" every five seconds. 🙄<br><a href="https://rakhim.exotext.com/they-made-computers-behave-like-annoying-salesmen" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">rakhim.exotext.com/they-made-c</span><span class="invisible">omputers-behave-like-annoying-salesmen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/automation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>automation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nagging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nagging</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/taskmanagement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>taskmanagement</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Uber's latest attempt to automate <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/invoices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>invoices</span></a> with "GenAI" is as groundbreaking as a fax machine in the age of email 📨🤖. But hey, when your ride arrives late, at least you'll get a super-intelligent invoice explaining it 😏📉.<br><a href="https://www.uber.com/en-IL/blog/advancing-invoice-document-processing-using-genai/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">uber.com/en-IL/blog/advancing-</span><span class="invisible">invoice-document-processing-using-genai/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Uber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Uber</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GenAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GenAI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Innovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Automation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Automation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎩🤖 Ah, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/groundbreaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>groundbreaking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>innovation</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/repackaging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>repackaging</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Docker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Docker</span></a> containers as "Computer-Use <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> Agents"—because we all know that slapping "AI" on anything makes it instantly revolutionary! 🚀✨ Let's all bask in the glory of reinventing the wheel with a tiny twist, while pretending it's a rocket ship. 🛠️🤣<br><a href="https://github.com/trycua/cua" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/trycua/cua</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Oh, the joys of software compatibility! 🤡 A bug older than some developers is now haunting us in Windows 11. Because apparently, digging up ancient code is Microsoft's favorite pastime. 🕵️‍♂️<br><a href="https://cookieplmonster.github.io/2025/04/23/gta-san-andreas-win11-24h2-bug/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cookieplmonster.github.io/2025</span><span class="invisible">/04/23/gta-san-andreas-win11-24h2-bug/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwarecompatibility" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>softwarecompatibility</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Windows11" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Windows11</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microsoftbugs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Microsoftbugs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ancientcode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ancientcode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerlife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
WieErWill<p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ITMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITMemes</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚨 Breaking news: We've invented a gadget that detects every single form of ionizing radiation! 🚀 But wait, you can't read about it because our server's busy impersonating Fort Knox. 🔒 Good luck contacting support—they're probably off detecting radiation with their new toy. 😂<br><a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-04-handheld-detector-ionizing-safety.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">phys.org/news/2025-04-handheld</span><span class="invisible">-detector-ionizing-safety.html</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RadiationDetection" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RadiationDetection</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GadgetInvention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GadgetInvention</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ServerIssues" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ServerIssues</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Oh joy, another thrilling guide on turning <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PDFs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PDFs</span></a> into something more useful than doorstops, using <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tools</span></a> with names straight out of a sci-fi B-movie 🍿🤖. Just what we needed—more reasons to believe <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> will soon replace all our human jobs with endless lines of code and nonsensical buzzwords. 🌪️📄<br><a href="https://github.com/feast-dev/feast/tree/master/examples/rag-docling" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/feast-dev/feast/tre</span><span class="invisible">e/master/examples/rag-docling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PDFConversion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PDFConversion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JobAutomation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JobAutomation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>A command-line tool for book tracking? 📚💻 Because clearly, nothing screams "I love reading" like navigating a terminal window to remember what books you own. Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> continues its quest to solve problems no one knew they had. 🙄<br><a href="https://github.com/mkaz/libro" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/mkaz/libro</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/booktracking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>booktracking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/commandlinetool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>commandlinetool</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reading</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>In a thrilling revelation 🎉 nobody asked for, three keyboard warriors unleash a cryptographic marvel: stopping prompt injections with design? 🤔 Because, clearly, the world was on the edge of its seat for this breakthrough in digital Captain Obviousness. 🙄 Let's all pause and honor this monument to the bleeding edge of pointlessness. 🏆<br><a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.18813" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">arxiv.org/abs/2503.18813</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cryptography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cryptography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>innovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/digitalsecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>digitalsecurity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/designthinking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>designthinking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Oh joy, an M.2 HDMI capture card 💻 because everyone knows NVMe drives were severely lacking in HDMI pizazz! 😏 Forget about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PCIe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PCIe</span></a> slots; they're practically unicorns in the motherboard realm now. 🌈 So naturally, the solution is to slap HDMI on yet another interface we'll never use. 🙄<br><a href="https://interfacinglinux.com/2025/04/18/magewell-eco-m-2-hdmi-capture-card/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">interfacinglinux.com/2025/04/1</span><span class="invisible">8/magewell-eco-m-2-hdmi-capture-card/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/M2HDMI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>M2HDMI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HDMIcapturecard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HDMIcapturecard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/motherboardinnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motherboardinnovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Local LLM inference: where <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ambition" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ambition</span></a> meets <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/reality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reality</span></a> in a glorious code spaghetti that no sane developer wants to untangle. 🎉 It's like building a rocket 🚀 only to realize you forgot the launchpad—works great in theory but crashes spectacularly in the real world. 🌎🔧<br><a href="https://medium.com/@aazo11/local-llm-inference-897a06cc17a2" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">medium.com/@aazo11/local-llm-i</span><span class="invisible">nference-897a06cc17a2</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LocalLLM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LocalLLM</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Inference" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Inference</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeSpaghetti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeSpaghetti</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀🎉 Introducing Brainstorm.gg: because apparently, typing "enter a topic" into a browser is the pinnacle of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/creativity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>creativity</span></a> for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developers</span></a>. 🤖💡 Who knew thinking was so outdated?<br><a href="http://brainstorm.gg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">brainstorm.gg</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BrainstormGG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BrainstormGG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Innovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OutdatedThinking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OutdatedThinking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Jason Self<p>Please refrain from contacting tech support until the software has come to a complete crash. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Oh wow, another programmer has discovered the thrilling world of pipelining! 🙄 Who knew omitting a single argument could be so ✨magical✨? Maybe next they'll write a novel about how they found the 'Enter' key. 📖🚪<br><a href="https://herecomesthemoon.net/2025/04/pipelining/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">herecomesthemoon.net/2025/04/p</span><span class="invisible">ipelining/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pipelining" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pipelining</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/discovery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>discovery</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>codinglife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>💻🤖 Who knew that trusting AI to write blazing-fast code was like expecting your toaster to make a gourmet meal? Spoiler: 90% of the time, it's just serving up the same soggy toast. 🔥🥴<br><a href="https://www.codeflash.ai/post/llms-struggle-to-write-performant-code" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">codeflash.ai/post/llms-struggl</span><span class="invisible">e-to-write-performant-code</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIcode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIcode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ToastFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ToastFail</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrustIssues" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrustIssues</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingStruggles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingStruggles</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🔍 In today's groundbreaking <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>innovation</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JuryNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JuryNow</span></a>, you can now carry a dozen random folks' opinions wherever you go! Because who needs informed decisions when you can have a carnival of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anonymous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anonymous</span></a>, unqualified <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/verdicts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>verdicts</span></a> in your pocket? 🃏🔮<br><a href="https://jurynow.app/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">jurynow.app/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CarnivalOpinions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CarnivalOpinions</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀🤖 Oh joy, let's redefine "recursion" by talking to a robot in English while pretending it's 1965 and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FORTRAN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FORTRAN</span></a> is cutting-edge! Because if there's one thing developers need, it's AI-powered verbosity! 😂<br><a href="https://github.com/andyk/recursive_llm" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/andyk/recursive_llm</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/recursion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>recursion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/verbosity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>verbosity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah yes, nothing screams productivity like spending countless hours installing 53 different panels and 27 docks just to make your terminal look like a circa-2001 GeoCities page. 😎 Meanwhile, your bootable containers are out there actually doing *real work,* but sure, let's focus on choosing *the perfect shade of blue* for your desktop. 🖌️<br><a href="https://blues.win/posts/joy-of-linux-theming/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blues.win/posts/joy-of-linux-t</span><span class="invisible">heming/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/productivitydesign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>productivitydesign</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terminalcustomization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>terminalcustomization</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bootablecontainers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bootablecontainers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/retroaesthetics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>retroaesthetics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>