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ecclesia.x @8744781f42a20add2f942a2b4feabca5b451ca22c17e20db7884f55d72f30a56@mostr.pub

Do you want to appear and sound more spiritual? You will need to learn some Christianese and practice the following:

When you pray, don't forget to use praises like "I just pray that..." Adding and repeating "just" is a sure sign of humility, and it increases the chances of your prayers being answered. There should be an amendment to add the repetition of "just" in the Lord's prayer.

When you preach, say "you and I" even when used incorrectly most of the time.

Constantly say "repent of your sin(s)" although this phrase is not found at all or rarely used in any reputable Bible translations.

Eat Chick-fil-a and pretend it is somehow miraculously much better than other fast food. It is a spiritually approved food, except on Sundays; Chick-fil-a is closed. But you can buy it on Saturday and store it for consumption on Sunday, like the Manna in the OT. But unlike the Manna in the OT, Chick-fil-a can remain unspoiled for months, even if you hoard extra on any given day.

Extra Tip:
Drive a mini van.

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cs @cs@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 6

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cs @cs@mastodon.sdf.org

A #sermon in which the theft of Judas is compared to the extractive nature of the pursuit of “efficiency,” complete a nod the absurdity of DOGE. We are called not to seek efficiency but to community. It also directly contradicts those who would warp the reading to ignore the plight of the poor.
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https://www.youtube.com/live/tzjOad6kJYU?t=1132

YouTubeWorship for April 6, 2025By Trinity Presbyterian Church of Denton

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