Okay... My boiler thermostat located in the coolest part of my living room is reading 24.5°C, but my internal thermostat located in my brain is reading 524.5°C...
My internal thermostat is historically more accurate when it comes to matters such as these! 
Wouldn't it be great to be rich and have your very own seement pond out the back? 
#Scorchio
If you can't be a shorts person, be a dungarees person. #Scorchio #Ventilation
Not only shorts, but also sandals!
I'm not alone: Edinburgh is full of middle aged men showing off their ghostly-white, peely-wally legs!
I think this will be my uniform for much of the next week.
Just got a text from the garage saying my car is ready to be picked up. This is unfortunate timing, because I have a delicious pint of ale and am sitting right under a pub’s air conditioner which is set to Shivering°C and I really don’t fancy going outside and suffering the sauna that every bus will be. #scorchio #gravy
Feeling hot, not as hot as this #MiniTurbo trying to cool down playing in this here puddle, #Scorchio - http://miniphernalia.co.uk
Just took Marble for his first ever actual car-wash. Well, the splatted bugs on his nose had been complaining about cramped working conditions...
What bliss, to sit in one's own wagon with aircon and chilled numb-bum seats for 15mins while 4 other guys do all the hard work with soapy wet-stuff and chamois cloths all around.
And now we're home and he's charging for free off the solar panels too.
No matter how hot it is, do not open the door in your bra.
Do NOT make that mistake, Geraldine.
Today is going to be #scorchio just like this 1963 #MorrisMiniMinor Traveller with less than 9000 miles on the clock! Good morning - miniphernalia.co.uk
Huh kun tulee huono olo kun vähän puuhailee. Täytyy istua hetki tuulettimen edessä. Sisällä alkaa nyt auttamatta lämmetä, viime yö ei enää ollut niin viileä kuin edelliset.
Ja miksi päässä soi yhtäkkiä Mauri Anteron Wittgenstein -klassikko?
For #FotoMontag and #MountainMonday here's a shot from this day five years ago when we visited Peru for the first time. This is the view from the Inca ruins of Tambo Colorado looking south towards a dry-looking, low mountain range. The weather was decidedly scorchio! on this day. We went through so much water.
Good morning #Fediverse!! It's going to be #scorchio on the edge of the Fens today!! It's an office day so I'm next to the River Nene.
I got home from my bike fit to find the Guardian of the Ginnel waiting for me. Biggest #spider I've seen in our neck of the woods. A proper beastie. #EuropeanGardenSpider I think. Finger tip for scale. #GuardianOfTheGinnel #scorchio #MancunianHeatwave
@therobburgessshow well, here it is! #scorchio
Wanted to get away from the rain at home, however it looks like I'm gonna be burnt to a crisp #scorchio
Chilli sauce day. 
This will keep me supplied for a while. Has a pretty mighty kick to it but nice taste too. 
Scotch bonnet chillis with lime, pear and a few other odds and ends.
H/t to this recipe I’ve been using for a decade now.
Listening to our Madrid developers telling us what temperatures it's supposed to be there next week. #Scorchio!
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