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Thomas HOCEDEZ<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fediscience.org/@gwagner" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>gwagner</span></a></span> there is no problem : it's just a paper bottle... of plastic bottle ! <a href="https://poils.pachyderme.net/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Eve :verified:<p><a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <br>“Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.” ~ Cecilia Egan</p>
Eve :verified:<p><a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <br>During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.</p>
weirdjokes<p>Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex.<br>A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ROFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ROFL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Jan Heisinen<p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/American" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>American</span></a> administration says that they don’t think about using physical force, i.e. Army, in order to invade <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Greenland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Greenland</span></a>. Oh thanks God.</p><p>Thanks God, they won’t invade an ally. Thanks God… Just imagine in what sort of world we are living in right now. <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/ViveLaEurope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ViveLaEurope</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/DonaldTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonaldTrump</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/NATO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NATO</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/OTAN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OTAN</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/EU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EU</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Denmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Denmark</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Europ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europ</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/eupolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>eupolitics</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/uspolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspolitics</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Vance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vance</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/political" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>political</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ROFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ROFL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.</p><p>They used me as the "before" picture.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ROFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ROFL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dean Betz<p>President Trump’s outspoken expression of sympathy for families of the four missing U.S. soldiers in Lithuania is touching. His vow to dedicate whatever resources are needed to find them is greatly appreciated. <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://www.wjcl.com/article/u-s-army-missing-soldiers-lithuania-update/64327188" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wjcl.com/article/u-s-army-miss</span><span class="invisible">ing-soldiers-lithuania-update/64327188</span></a></p>
«Harvey Esquire»<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://jorts.horse/@ancient_catbus" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ancient_catbus</span></a></span> <br>Don't be in a rush! They canceled <br>"Coyote vs. Acme".</p><p>[Realistic courtroom dramas don't do big box office, anymore.]</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Friday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Friday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/legal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>legal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>movies</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?' <br>I said 'Not at all' <br>He said 'Kiss?' <br>I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ROFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ROFL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
BOOKFORGE<p>I wrote The Big Bang Theory a few years ago when I worked at the Big Aircraft Company in the Pacific Northwest. It's funny—check it out!</p><p>www.BOOKFORGE.online Look in the Shop for the digital download or the physical copy of The Big Bang Boat Theory!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>author</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shortstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortstory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/story" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>story</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corporateamerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corporateamerica</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fiction</span></a></p>
65dBnoise<p>Sleep well, sleep deep.<br>The country is in good hands.</p><p>Via: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheLincolnProject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheLincolnProject</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpolitics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fascist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/clowns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>clowns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ICE</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MassDeportations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MassDeportations</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USConcentrationCamps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USConcentrationCamps</span></a></p><p>"... if the entire country isn't in the streets then we're ok with it. TERRIFYING." </p><p>You"re phrasing it more directly than I did summing up the brown excrements flooding the national zone on a daily basis:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HistoPol/114231432201216633" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.social/@HistoPol/1142</span><span class="invisible">31432201216633</span></a></p>
AMonkeyInSilk 🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>An extrajudicial killing by the NSW police. </p><p>Fortunately the NSW police will investigate the circumstances.</p><p><a href="https://theblower.au/tags/auspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>auspol</span></a> <a href="https://theblower.au/tags/nswpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nswpol</span></a> <a href="https://theblower.au/tags/nswpolice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nswpolice</span></a> <a href="https://theblower.au/tags/acab" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>acab</span></a> <a href="https://theblower.au/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-28/nsw-police-car-hits-and-kills-e-bike-rider/105106712?utm_source=abc_news_app&amp;utm_medium=content_shared&amp;utm_campaign=abc_news_app&amp;utm_content=other" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">abc.net.au/news/2025-03-28/nsw</span><span class="invisible">-police-car-hits-and-kills-e-bike-rider/105106712?utm_source=abc_news_app&amp;utm_medium=content_shared&amp;utm_campaign=abc_news_app&amp;utm_content=other</span></a></p>
RocketshipRetro<p>🟡 Present At The Creation, Alfonso X, 1221–1284⁣<br>⁣<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlfonsoX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AlfonsoX</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Creation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Creation</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ego" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ego</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hubris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hubris</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a>⁣<br>⁣<br>Vintage ◦ Classic ◦ Historical | Art ◦ Design ◦ Inspiration | Restored ◦ Enhanced ◦ Remixed⁣<br>⁣<br>Prints, T-Shirts, Stickers, &amp; More by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@rocketshipretro" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rocketshipretro</span></a></span> via RedBubble → <a href="https://bigplanetprints.com/go/vfU0RT" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">bigplanetprints.com/go/vfU0RT</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
RocketshipRetro<p>🟡 Don't Hesitate, Claude Bernard, 1813–1878⁣<br>⁣<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ClaudeBernard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ClaudeBernard</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Confidence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Confidence</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Conflict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Conflict</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hubris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hubris</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a>⁣<br>⁣<br>Vintage ◦ Classic ◦ Historical | Art ◦ Design ◦ Inspiration | Restored ◦ Enhanced ◦ Remixed⁣<br>⁣<br>Prints, T-Shirts, Stickers, &amp; More by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@rocketshipretro" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rocketshipretro</span></a></span> via RedBubble → <a href="https://bigplanetprints.com/go/gMT7Am" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">bigplanetprints.com/go/gMT7Am</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Cattz :neurodiv: :demisexualflag:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.coop/@ideogram" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ideogram</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> ah, the old autistic and dangerous street gang that goes around bullying people that doesn't know enough about trains. Of course they will be seen as terrorists by the Trump administration as trains are horrible machines that allow lower emissions while travelling.<br><a href="https://neopaquita.es/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Ertain<p>Kids these days will never understand the frustration of receiving Wii Motion Plus sickness. <a href="https://mast.linuxgamecast.com/tags/VideoGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VideoGames</span></a> <a href="https://mast.linuxgamecast.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mast.linuxgamecast.com/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mast.linuxgamecast.com/tags/ThisIsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThisIsAJoke</span></a></p>
Snowshadow 🇨🇦<p>🤔 Reading a headline:</p><p>"B.C. politicians are turning up in familiar but also unexpected .. places"</p><p>...in the office? <br> legislature building?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a></p>
Farhad<p>This is how disgusting American <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=liberals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>liberals</span></a> are.</p><p>She is feeling bad about <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=American" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>American</span></a> fighter jet pilots who bombed <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Yemen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yemen</span></a>.</p><p>No fucking <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> or <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> here. She honestly and wholeheartedly felt bad for the pilots <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=bombing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bombing</span></a> the poorest country in the region to prevent it from disrupting the <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Genocide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Genocide</span></a>!</p><p><a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=BlueSky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BlueSky</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=WarCrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WarCrime</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaza</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=SignalGate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SignalGate</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=WTAF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WTAF</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Idiocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Idiocracy</span></a> <a href="https://venera.social/search?tag=Inhumanity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Inhumanity</span></a><br>@palestine@a gup.pe</p>