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RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Perks to being me:</p><p>I am more closely related to an SR-71 Blackbird than you because I am a cyborg and partly made of titanium.</p><p>I bet your relatives can't fly at 2000+ MPH and spy on the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sovietunion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sovietunion</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿<p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p><p>The "Order of Lenin": is Russia's highest civilian award. </p><p>I think that <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a> may be gifting <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/tRump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tRump</span></a> that award quite soon... </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/agentorange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>agentorange</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/tRump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tRump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Alaskameeting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alaskameeting</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Does logic exist as a feature of reality, or is it merely a construct of the human mind? </p><p>Would extraterrestrial species necessarily share the same understanding of logic that we have? </p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Philosophy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Philosophy</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Turning water into wine isn't as uncommon as people may think. Vintners water the vines. The vines grow grapes. They make wine from the grapes.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>The American Dream be like:</p><p>"WORK HARD, GET MONEY, GET RESPECT, PROFIT IS GOD, AND GOD WANTS YOU TO BE PROFITABLE!!! FREEDOM AND ACCEPTANCE FOR ALL!</p><p>I be like:</p><p>"What if I don't care about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/money" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>money</span></a> nor feel I owe anything to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/society" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>society</span></a> cuz I didn't ask to be here, and just want to marry some weird, beautiful hippie who simply appreciates they gets unlimited marijuana, company and cuddles?".</p><p>"F*CKING WEIRDO, GET A JOB YOU DEGENERATE, PEACE/LOVE IS GAAAAAYYYY!"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/life" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>life</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>I don't exactly understand the origin of the phrase "hold down the fort". Is it going to float away? Is it filled with helium? </p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>A message to all <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> bros:</p><p>If you masturbate to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lesbian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lesbian</span></a> porn four times a day in your mom's basement, you're not allowed to be critical of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gayrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gayrights</span></a> or <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/progressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>progressive</span></a> beliefs in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/society" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>society</span></a> about how <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/women" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>women</span></a> should act, and their place in a household.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Companies in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a> be like:</p><p>"HEY GUYS! I heard <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ai</span></a> can potentially be used to replace human beings that we give barely enough anyway cuz bottom line <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/profit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>profit</span></a> is our God, let's fire like 1000 people even though nobody knows if it'll actually work!"</p><p>*A few months later*</p><p>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN AI IS DOING AN AWFUL JOB?! Damn, guess we'll keep using it anyway and hire 1000 people to correct all the shit it messes up since we don't want to admit WE messed up!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>business</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Just watched Legend of Billie Jean again. </p><p>Pat Benatar' "Invincible" would be great theme music for a resistance. </p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Bank of America be tryna sell me CDs and I'm just like "Brugh, the only CD I can afford right now probably has a pirated game from the late 90s, a couple dozen random tracks with wrong titles, or porn on it,".</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spam</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>finance</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>I love a good <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a>.</p><p>Especially when it gets really popular from it's absurdity, such as the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/youtube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>youtube</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cosmichorror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cosmichorror</span></a> series The Moon Woke Up. Which the person clearly made to make fun of all <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/megalaphobia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>megalaphobia</span></a> 3D animation slop online.</p><p>However it was so bad it was good and now I'm watching a video essay about it, and still don't understand it any better.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/socialmedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>socialmedia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
salix sericea (@Ripple13216)<p>Over 30 miles on a largely single lane unpaved "Forest Service class" road that hugs the side of mountains to get to the nearest grocery store in a town so small no grocery chain dares to set up shop.</p><p>I'm beginning to see why people would want to live that way, 😉.</p><p>We have enough abandoned gold mines here if needed. And better food.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>I think the primary difference between someone stupid and someone not is having a naturally curious nature, and interest in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/learning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>learning</span></a> once you don't have to anymore.</p><p>Ask a stupid perso the last time they read something where they felt like they learned, and they'll give you a stupid look, having no answer as they haven't bothered since they graduated.</p><p>Some people definitely have trouble absorbing info, but I'm pretty sure stupidity is a manifestation of laziness.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Ok hardware techies…<br>I get why early computer monitors were monochrome, but why green? What was special about green?</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Engineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Engineering</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Technology</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>I want a blue t-shirt with white letters that say "Guru Meditation Error". I would wear that everywhere.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/IYKYK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IYKYK</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>I have a new spin on evolution. Instead of "random mutations" I'm going to think of them as "beneficial genetic birth defects" that stuck with us over time.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Crissy Kuchisabishii Geco 🇨🇦<p>“Cuddles before bed” :blobcataww: <br>Have seen people post this about their pets here on <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fediverse</span></a> and NGL, i love it! :ablobcat_ofton_oishi: </p><p>But also, i too love cuddles before bed (as a human). IMHO, the best way to go to bed. :blobcat_revpet: <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/latenight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>latenight</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/lovemykids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lovemykids</span></a></p>
illestpreacha<p>WaterColorWater </p><p>VIdeo: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWvP3dYs0g" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=JCWvP3dYs0</span><span class="invisible">g</span></a></p><p>Blogpost: <a href="https://blog.illestpreacha.com/wcccwatercolor" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.illestpreacha.com/wcccwat</span><span class="invisible">ercolor</span></a></p><p><a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/WCCC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WCCC</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/wccchallenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wccchallenge</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/Livecoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Livecoding</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/CreativeCoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CreativeCoding</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/sounddesign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sounddesign</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/watercolor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>watercolor</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/Videography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Videography</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/scifiart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifiart</span></a></p><p>For this week's Creative Code challenge by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://genart.social/@sableraph" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>sableraph</span></a></span> : “Watercolor”, WaterColorWater represents watercolor through a watercolor effect created in <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/HydraVideoSynth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HydraVideoSynth</span></a> and through visuals: having the water be colorful. WIth Coded Audio in <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/SonicPi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SonicPi</span></a> that aims to enhance this concept.</p><p><a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/Poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Poetry</span></a></p><p>Water Colors in the Color of Water<br>Meaning a splash has a meaning that is broader<br>Is it a splash of wet?<br>Is it a splash of hue?<br>Is it a dash that grew,<br>With the waves that it drew?<br>Drew through the H20 in its depth?<br>Water Colors changing the Color of Water<br>Splash, Dash, is this the beginning of Autre?</p><p><a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/worldbuilding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>worldbuilding</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/animation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>animation</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/illestpreacha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illestpreacha</span></a> <a href="https://post.lurk.org/tags/vfx" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vfx</span></a></p>
Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿<p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a>... </p><p>There are still a lot of things in this life don't understand... </p><p>and "people" are definitely one of them... heyho</p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Why do we have words that adults use that we don't want our children to use?</p><p>That seems pretty hypocritical and nonsensical. Either adults shouldn't use those words either or it shouldn't be a problem if children do. </p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>