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FotoapparatWater splash action, cohue à la fontaine. Heatwave, July 2025, 431.25 ppm, Brussels <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/filmphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#filmphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/streetphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#streetphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/halfframe?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#halfframe</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/diptych?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#diptych</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dogsofthefediverse?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofthefediverse</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/waitinginline?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#waitinginline</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/queueing?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a>

ashnodThe Jockeying for tables has started! The admonishment for fouls has started. The fools are still queueing, thou. <a href="https://mastodon.beer/tags/Quiz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Quiz</a> <a href="https://mastodon.beer/tags/Pub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Pub</a> <a href="https://mastodon.beer/tags/Queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Queueing</a>

John Arnold_The Evening Post_, 14 April 1925: BY RAIL AND BOAT EASTER TRAVELLING HOLIDAYS AND MATRIMONY Railway travelling this <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Easter</a> has been on about the average of last Easter, a “Post” reporter was informed to-day, in spite of the fact that children have been debarred from moving about the Dominion. The new <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/booking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#booking</a> arrangements, which make it possible to reserve seats for long distance journeys fourteen days before the journey is to be undertaken, have worked very satisfactorily at the Central Booking Office, for whereas it has always been necessary previously to form intending passengers into queues—very impatient queues at that—on the last two or three days prior to the holidays, this Easter’s bookings have been spread out over the best part of the fortnight available, and at no time has there been any great rush of business, with its consequent waste of time to those in the queue and inevitable irritation and dissatisfaction. Long distance trips appear to have been popular this Easter, and heavy and full trains have run between Wellington and Auckland… <a href="https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/EP19250414.2.64" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/EP19250414.2.64</a><a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/OnThisDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OnThisDay</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/OTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OTD</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/PapersPast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PapersPast</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Railways" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Railways</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Queueing</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Holidays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Holidays</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Travel</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/Wellington" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Wellington</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/NewZealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NewZealand</a>

Jens Oliver MeiertUtilization:Why don’t we talk more about queueing theory.<a href="https://meiert.com/en/blog/utilization/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://meiert.com/en/blog/utilization/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/utilization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#utilization</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/management" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#management</a>

Carsten RaddatzTaiwanese logic is when "the longer the queue the higher the tea quality" rings true, trust me on this. I think this was in Siwen village. <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/bubbletea?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bubbletea</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/queueing?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/taipei?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#taipei</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/斯文里?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#斯文里</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/大同區?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#大同區</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/台北?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#台北</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/臺灣?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#臺灣</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.automat.click/discover/tags/taiwan?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#taiwan</a>

TSM at WorkThat tool I wrote some years ago because you couldn’t be arsed to find a <a href="https://noc.social/tags/batch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#batch</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> and capacity management tool? It’s being rehabilitated to work with present-day versions of tools and libraries.I hope you’re happy, <a href="https://noc.social/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a>. Enjoy your hollow victory over many years of refusing to address <a href="https://noc.social/tags/technicaldebt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#technicaldebt</a>. I will be keeping the <a href="https://noc.social/tags/receipts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#receipts</a>.<a href="https://noc.social/tags/totallynotbitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#totallynotbitter</a>

Jimmy Angelakos :postgresql:"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#queueing</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/pubs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#pubs</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Britain" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Britain</a>

Martin Tilo SchmitzThings I'll probably never understand about <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> while <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/traveling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#traveling</a>: People that stand up at the earliest sign of boarding and wait in line at a closed <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/airport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#airport</a> gate and don't just chill in the chairs until the line moves and is a bit shorter.Surely you'll all get the seat you've been assigned? This isn't the USA after all...(Families with kids I can somewhat understand) <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/peopleareweird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peopleareweird</a>

Mark MaguireThe Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Fans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Devotees" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Devotees</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Souvenir" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Souvenir</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/WereInLove" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WereInLove</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/TrueBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TrueBlue</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Queue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Queue</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Queueing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/LineUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LineUp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/gigs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gigs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Boygenius" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Boygenius</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Dublin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Dublin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/RoyalHospitalKilmainham" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RoyalHospitalKilmainham</a>

Steven HarmanA few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:* within_30_seconds * within_5_minutes * within_1_hour * within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.<a href="https://ruby.social/tags/Sidekiq" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sidekiq</a> <a href="https://ruby.social/tags/Ruby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ruby</a> <a href="https://ruby.social/tags/Queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Queueing</a>

Vladimir SavićWhat happens when you add a new teller? <a href="https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#theory</a>

Ben WaberNext was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic <a href="https://hci.social/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw</a> (3/6)

DeckerEgoSo I am attempting to understand Queueing Theory that is more advanced than Little's Law and of course came across Defunctland's history of Disney's FastPass. I had a big guffaw when they showed an excerpt of a M/M/1 paper, scoffed at how you'd have to hire an engineering team "just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity..." and then they do just that. So great.<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE</a><a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/queueingtheory" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#queueingtheory</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/disney" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#disney</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#queueing</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/fastpass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#fastpass</a>

Jason YipHead-of-line blocking - Wikipedia <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head-of-line_blocking" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head-of-line_blocking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/networking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#networking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a>

WEBLIB.RE par Samuel Vermeulen<a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/ActuLibre" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ActuLibre</a> La version 3.0 d’evQueue est disponible -> <a href="https://linuxfr.org/news/la-version-3-0-d-evqueue-est-disponible" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://linuxfr.org/news/la-version-3-0-d-evqueue-est-disponible</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/Administrationsyst%C3%A8me" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Administrationsystème</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/ordonnancement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ordonnancement</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/ordonnanceur" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ordonnanceur</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/sysadmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sysadmin</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/queueing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queueing</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/parallel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parallel</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/evqueue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#evqueue</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devops</a>

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