David B. Himself<p><span>Me, looking at myself in the mirror: "Goodness, my tummy is getting a bit too big."<br><br>Me looking at American tourists: "Nah, I'm good. I've gotta be careful, though, I wouldn't want to end up like them.<br><br></span><a href="https://firefish.city/tags/Muricans" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Muricans</a></p>