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Da_GutIf at first, you don’t succeed try try again. If you don’t succeed then do it the way your wife told you to do it to begin with. <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

Dining & CookingCooking catfish and chicken wings granny hungry <a href="https://www.diningandcooking.com/2157468/cooking-catfish-and-chicken-wings-granny-hungry/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.diningandcooking.com/2157468/cooking-catfish-and-chicken-wings-granny-hungry/</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/American" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#American</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/AmericanRecipes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AmericanRecipes</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/Cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cooking</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/dancechallenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dancechallenge</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/DANCEVIDEO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DANCEVIDEO</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/DRAMATICS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DRAMATICS</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/foodie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#foodie</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/FriedCatfishRecipe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FriedCatfishRecipe</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/GRANDMAOF5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GRANDMAOF5</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/MARRIEDLIFE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MARRIEDLIFE</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/MYLIFE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MYLIFE</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/RecipeVideos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RecipeVideos</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/Recipes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Recipes</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/storytime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#storytime</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/trending" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#trending</a>

AnneTheWriterBonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Joke</a>: Questionfor: What’s the difference between a good password and a bad joke? Answer: A good password is hard to crack.(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>.)<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tech</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/2FA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#2FA</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Password" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Password</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ITSecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ITSecurity</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/PasswordFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PasswordFail</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Anniversary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Anniversary</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Marriage</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

Praveen YadavWhy Do Husbands and Wives Fight Over Small Things.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/husbandandwife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#husbandandwife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/love" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#love</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couplegoals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couplegoals</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/husband" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#husband</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wedding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wedding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couple</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/family" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#family</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriedlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/relationshipgoals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#relationshipgoals</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/married" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#married</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bride" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bride</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weddingday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weddingday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#photography</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriagegoals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriagegoals</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weddingphotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weddingphotography</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couples" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couples</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/instagood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#instagood</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/happy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#happy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/instagram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#instagram</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mrandmrs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mrandmrs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wifey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wifey</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anniversary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#anniversary</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/loveyou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#loveyou</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weddingdress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weddingdress</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/happiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#happiness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tipssihat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tipssihat</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/husbandandwifeteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#husbandandwifeteam</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/keputihan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#keputihan</a> Friends, you must have seen many times that husband and wife often have fights and…<a href="https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/06/15/why-do-husbands-and-wives-fight-over-small-things/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/06/15/why-do-husbands-and-wives-fight-over-small-things/</a>

kurtshCan confirm. But pro tip from husband of 20+ years: GET USED TO IT. THIS NEVER CHANGES... EVER. 🤣▶️ Things My Wife Does That Don’t Make Sense <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couples" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couples</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriedlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/iEeVV-beaTg?si=mbNrRjy0PLnIYV-m" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/shorts/iEeVV-beaTg?si=mbNrRjy0PLnIYV-m</a>

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyIt must be exhausting being married to me. <a href="https://mastodon.well.com/tags/marriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedLife</a>

kurtshI love Meghan & Jack so much. This is the kind of married couple humor that makes me LMAO. 🤣▶️ My husband HATES when I do this 😭 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couples" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couples</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriedlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/eAlNIchDVuQ?si=RwQ7k7kSbtACvWoq" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/shorts/eAlNIchDVuQ?si=RwQ7k7kSbtACvWoq</a>

RamenCatholic 🐢🌈I have a Friday night off from work! <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/SplendaDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SplendaDaddy</a> is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco! <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a> 💚

Flatbush Gardener 🌈Husbear traveling ...He: I was checking into the hotel. It’s a bit um, rustic might be the word. Me: Oof. Are there raccoons in the lobby? He: They probably wouldn’t stay here.😬<a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/LGTBTQIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LGTBTQIA</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/GayMarried" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GayMarried</a>

Flatbush Gardener 🌈Using end-to-end encrypted messaging to ask my husband if the cartoons are on tonight*.<a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/NormalizePrivacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NormalizePrivacy</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/GayMarried" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GayMarried</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/LGBTQIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LGBTQIA</a> <a href="https://ecoevo.social/tags/FrogAndToad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FrogAndToad</a> * Response: Simpsons at 8

NaClKnight is still Black AFI watched Sinners with friends. Incredible movie. Demands to be seen.Additionally, my single friends' reactions reminded me of a singular, urgent truth.I'm triple extra wifed up and locked down. Nothing out there for me. I was never on the market but Im double triple extra certain now. It's crazy and wild out there. Nothing but suffering. I'm cleaning the kitchen for my wife as i type this.<a href="https://c.im/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/dating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dating</a>

Just AnnieSometimes being married is like having a voice recorder that plays back only the annoying things you say. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

Angu Walters African PaintingsPainting of the Day. Dialogue IV > > <a href="https://www.artcameroon.com/dialogue-4-peace-talks/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.artcameroon.com/dialogue-4-peace-talks/</a> This acrylic painting is a couple having a serious discussion and is a statement about the importance of dialogue in resolving conflict of every sort. The use of such bright colors evokes a sense of optimism. Angu Walters 100 x 80 cm 39 x 31 in $1500 original / $200 art print / Free delivery anywhere Sales benefit only the artist in civil war <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cameroon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cameroon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AfricanArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AfricanArt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dialogue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dialogue</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/marriedlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriage</a>

NaClKnight is still Black AFNo scientific consensus that humans even produce pheromones, but Im hard pressed to explain why else the smell of the sweat on the side of her neck make me feel like i need her right then and there.Got a nigga ready to dive right inBut only her. Only her scent. I don't get it.<a href="https://c.im/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/BlackMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BlackMastodon</a>

Art H.A few minutes ago I hugged my wife, and in a fit of good feels, I said "🥰 This is my favorite place. 🥰" She laughed and walked away. 😳 <a href="https://sharkey.world/tags/MarriedLife" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

Rei KHusband <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/husband?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#husband</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/wife?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wife</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/husbandandwife?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#husbandandwife</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/marriedlife?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/couplestravel?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couplestravel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/couple?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couple</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/travel?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#travel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/travelphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#travelphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/canonphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#canonphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/redhead?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#redhead</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/beard?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#beard</a>

Just AnnieMe: Do you want me to turn off the TV?Hubs: Don't you dare. We'd have to talk with one another.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

NaClKnight is still Black AFHelping her find that deeeeep sleep? Gotta be one of my favorite parts of <a href="https://c.im/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>She sleep so sweetly after i help her find what she was looking for

kurtshOMG, can't breathe... 🤣▶️ My Wife HATES When I Do This <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couples" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couples</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marriedlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marriedlife</a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/toN0OTle3OM?si=0f2NjWD9YbTN-crx" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/shorts/toN0OTle3OM?si=0f2NjWD9YbTN-crx</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a>

AnneTheWriterThey look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore. (It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>.)<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Bears" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Bears</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Bearstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Bearstodon</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BearsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BearsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Nature</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Marriage</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MarriedLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarriedLife</a>

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