LumiWorx<p>Business news story punchline:</p><p>"We are adjusting our ______ to account for current <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MarketPressures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MarketPressures</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FinancialClimate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FinancialClimate</span></a> ...."</p><p>Pick a term to fill in the blank:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Prices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Prices</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Earnings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Earnings</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Workforce" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Workforce</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Investments" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Investments</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Costs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Costs</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Locations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Locations</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Availablity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Availablity</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dividends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Dividends</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Forecasts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Forecasts</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BuyBacks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BuyBacks</span></a> , etcetera...</p><p>Translation:</p><p>We can't use words like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tarrifs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tarrifs</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/taxes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>taxes</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/capitulation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>capitulation</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/blackmail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>blackmail</span></a> , <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cowardice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cowardice</span></a> , and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NutJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NutJob</span></a> , to describe Uncle Donnie's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fascist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> , to say just how fucked we are.</p>