Okay, here it is. This is the unofficial official timeline of #AI. I'm going to tell you what to expect, and it's definitely not: this all goes away and we return to before.

Are you ready for this? Are you sure? Well, read on.

Before I continue, I'm going to lay out some AI #benchmarks that we'll use to define "how good / scary is this AI?" This is in rough order of difficulty.

#Lovelace #Test for #Emergence: "Can a system produce surprising and useful outputes that weren't explicitely programmed via weak emergence?"

#Loebner Test: "Can a computer fool casual human judges in text conversations?" ( #Modern #LLM AIs are close to this )

#Turing Test (Original Imitation Game): "A man or a computer and a woman are both answering text interrogations trying to convince them that they are the woman. Can the computer perform as well as the man?" (This was the actual orginial #TuringTest.)

Strengthened #Imitation Game: "A man or a #computer and a woman are both answering text interrogations. Can the computer perform as well as the woman?"

#Coffee Test: "Can a #system enter a strangers house with no prior infor and using #perception, imitation, and #reasoning figure out how to make a cup of coffee?"

#College #Student Test: "Can a robot enroll in college, attend classes like an actual student, learn from the instructions things it didn't know before, and graduate?"

#VoightKampff Test: "Can a machine withstand adversarial exper interrogation and still pass as #human?"

#Harnad's Total Turing Test: "Is the system indistinguishible from humans in every aspect?" (This is a #DuckTest.)

Non #Duck Test: "Even with full access to internals, can experts find no evidence that it isn't a genuine human mind?"

Scientific papers: where great ideas go to die a slow death by copy-paste . Wayne claims it's a battle between #innovation and #imitation, but let's be real, it's mostly just a tedious cycle of academic déjà vu . Who knew groundbreaking #research could be so... groundbreaking?
https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2025/06/05/scientific-papers-innovation-or-imitation/ #scientificpapers #academia #HackerNews #ngated

Scientific Papers: Innovation or Imitation?

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2025/06/05/scientific-papers-innovation-or-imitation/

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Imitation #Game

comics.lucentinian.com/7726
#AIComedy #NewsLaughs #ComedyGold #LaughWithAI #NewsJokes

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

AI #Imitation

comics.lucentinian.com/5985
#VisitUsNow #AIHumor #Jokes #ComedyGold #DailyLaughs

Wir nutzen mal den spielfreien Tag, um Euch auf das „Gesamtwerk“ von Tobis Parodien leckrig zu machen. Ihr könnt hier die ganze Serie verkasematuckeln: entweder unter „Videos“ auf unserer Facebookseite, auf YouTube gibt es eine extra Playlist https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7xXRGwOT5zHXJbXtKUjsSXToHmM48ilq&si=SxwGtrUPkWN2wlmb und auf TikTok sind ja eh die Videos auf der Startseite. Das Gleiche gilt für Insta. #lalelu #acappella #comedy #entemithanf #tobiashanf #parodie #parody #imitator #imitation #politiker #Lauterbach #Habeck #schröder #merz #Merkel

Parodie #27, Donald Trump mit Frank Valet, dem Bariton von LaLeLu. „Bär mit Frank“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Frank Valet.

Parodie #25, Udo Lindenberg mit Jan Melzer, dem Tenoriton von LaLeLu. „Bär mit Jan“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Sören Sieg und Judo Melzenberg.

Parodie #24, Franz Müntefering mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Sören Sieg.

Parodie #23, Markus Söder mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der Podcast: 30 Parodie in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Sören Sieg.

Parodie #21, Otto Graf Lambsdorff mit Tobias Baron Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Sören Landvogt Sieg.

Parodie #12, Friedrich Merz mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. Text: Sören Sieg.

Parodie #8: Reiner „Calli“ Calmund mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. Lecker. „Ente mit Hanf“, der Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu. (Text:Sören Sieg)

Parodie #6. Jogi Löw mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der tägliche Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen für 30 Jahre LaLeLu.(Text: Sören Sieg)#entemithanf #tobiashanf #sörensieg #lalelu #parodie #parody #imitation #comedy #acappella #jogilöw #dfb #DieMannschaft #fussball #Musiala #cucurella #elfmeter

Parodie #4. Peter Maffay, Freunde, mit Tobias Hanf, dem Bass von LaLeLu. „Ente mit Hanf“, der tägliche Podcast: 30 Parodien in 30 Tagen!
(Text: Sören Sieg)