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Julie growsI cannot believe I forgot to post my <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/SixOnSaturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SixOnSaturday</a>, on Saturday......here it finally is, perhaps it should be renamed <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/WondersOnWednesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WondersOnWednesday</a>.And on the blog here: <a href="https://balmerino.ddns.net/geekygarden" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://balmerino.ddns.net/geekygarden</a><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Garden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Garden</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Spring" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Spring</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Flowers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Flowers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a>

theNamelessfam, come close.closer.not that close, but you gotta read this carefully.we said, save <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gaza</a> and you said ...i aint killing nobody you violent.... like right off the bat as if that was the first amd only option.i aint killed nobody ever!!! and i wont!! but ummm...i know yall know ways to break shit and have fun being <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gremlins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gremlins</a> so planes cant drop bombs... and oopps wheres that shipment?!?JUST GET "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CLUMSY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CLUMSY</a>" N <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FORGETFUL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FORGETFUL</a> ALL A SUDDEN!!!

cetanI was updating some financial paperwork recently and discovered that my drivers license had expired! Because I use my passport at the airport I've not had to use my actual license for anything in a while. Hats off to the State of Illinois for an easy and straightforward online renewal for "safe drivers." I had my license renewed and a temporary card within about 10 minutes. No standing in line or trying to get a rare appointment at the DMV for me! <a href="https://toot.community/tags/iamanidiot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#iamanidiot</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/illinois" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#illinois</a>

A Joke A DayForgetfulSometimes I forget I’m dead.The woman who inherited my PC is baffled whenever she notices I’ve been posting on it.<a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/aucklandcomedy/" target="_blank">#AucklandComedy</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/dead/" target="_blank">#Dead</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/forgetful/" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/ghost/" target="_blank">#Ghost</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/joke/" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/nzcomedy/" target="_blank">#NZComedy</a>

LisaHYou know, having a month to pack does not make it any easier 😳I'm using a plastic spoon til I move because I can't for the life of me remember which box I tucked my silverware into 🤷🏽‍♀️or why I already packed them lol <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/moving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moving</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/packing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#packing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tired" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tired</a>

R a n d yWhere the f are my keys?!? <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23wherearenykeys" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wherearenykeys</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23notinthisroom" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notinthisroom</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23notthereeither" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notthereeither</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23orthere" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#orthere</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23wtf" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wtf</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23grrrr" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#grrrr</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23ugh" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ugh</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23ohtheywereinmypocket" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ohtheywereinmypocket</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23forgetful" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23braindead" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#braindead</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23humor" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23eastcoastkin" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#eastcoastkin</a>

:demisexual_heart: Sara :cyberheartlesbian:<a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a>

ғᴇʟɪxI didn't finish the tree this year. <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#christmas</a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a>

Jeremy MallinI hate when I go to boost a post, but I already did a long time ago. <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a>?

Starry Starry Knight As he <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/developed" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developed</a> the <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/app" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#app</a>, helping <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/forgetful" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/dudes" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dudes</a> <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/remember" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#remember</a> <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/important" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#important</a> events and things to do was <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/Tim" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tim</a>'s guy ding <a href="https://fedia.social/tags/principle" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#principle</a>... 🤩

Inside the Red Head's HeadOnce every three days or so I go to my father’s to help him out with a little issue. Nothing major, and I am not going to share details. Suffice to say that the visits require me to bring scissors. You don’t need to know why, but they do.I am going over to his place on the way home from work today. It’s been on the books all week. I’ve known about it for days and days.When I left the house this morning I forgot to bring scissors.You absent minded doofus. Moron.There is a drug store right near his place. I will stop and get a pair. That’s not the point though. The point is that I am an idiot. Q.E.D.<a href="https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/08/02/absent-minded-doofus-2/" class="" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/08/02/absent-minded-doofus-2/</a><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/absent-minded/" target="_blank">#absentMinded</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/dumb-ass/" target="_blank">#dumbAss</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/family/" target="_blank">#Family</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/forgetful/" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/idiot/" target="_blank">#idiot</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/mathematical-proof-that-i-am-an-idiot/" target="_blank">#mathematicalProofThatIAmAnIdiot</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/moron/" target="_blank">#moron</a>

Sesame Squirrel<a href="https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@MatthewTitus88</a> where's that line from? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a>

idunnThe older I get, the more I am that person. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lol</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/memory_issues" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memory_issues</a>

AnneTheWriterIt's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>.<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Distracted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Distracted</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/PoorMemory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PoorMemory</a>

BigGeordieGeekI keep losing my keys, I am just too forgetful, so I bought a leather keyring thing, so we could attach the spare AirTag to themHopefully this works out like it did for @lindsaylikestea and I never lose them again after fitting an AirTag!<a href="https://warhammer.social/tags/Keys" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Keys</a> <a href="https://warhammer.social/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a> <a href="https://warhammer.social/tags/AirTag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AirTag</a> <a href="https://warhammer.social/tags/AppleAirTag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AppleAirTag</a>

KarolynMy father about the picky eater: “He can’t fill up on bread!”Me: “Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha” <a href="https://toot.community/tags/parents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parents</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/generations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#generations</a>

Ollie Francis<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a> fingers always find their back to him, no matter how many times they are told to stay away. vss365

Emma Lee“I’m not going to become <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a> about Cam’s history with you & Jin,” said Mia. “But in that alleyway, he could have lashed out, hurt me or worse & you don’t want to see that.” “I see it now,” said Tom. “That’s all I wanted, acknowledgement.” She kissed him. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vss365</a>

Deconstructed Drac<a href="https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@ami_angelwings</a> oh I actually have one for this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7RFn6Jtt-E" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7RFn6Jtt-E</a> The Night You Can't Remember by The Magnetic Fields <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MoodMusicMonday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MoodMusicMonday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Forgetful</a>

Charles T<a href="https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@ami_angelwings</a> how can we ever forget Forget You <a href="https://youtu.be/bKxodgpyGec" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/bKxodgpyGec</a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/moodmusicmonday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moodmusicmonday</a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/forgetful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#forgetful</a>

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