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Hand Basket

My current audiobook is making me feel like an immature child and it is giving me the giggles.

I am listening to Recursion by Blake Crouch. I’m about 2/3 of the way through and I am really digging it. I keep thinking I know where it’s going and then it curves off to someplace totally unexpected. That’s not what this post is about though.

This post is about how I am a nine year old goofball. One of the characters is named Helena. Every time one of the two readers says the character’s name I insert the words hand basket immediately after it.

Helena (hand basket) said hello.

Helena (hand basket) did something.

Every time I do it I feel like I am going to giggle. What a goof. Sometimes I think that I am going to stop it and I do… briefly. I stop inserting hand basket but instead I insert the word bucket.

Helena (bucket) walked down the hall.

Helena (bucket) opened the door.

Yeah, I am a child. A goofy, lame, immature child.

There has never been a better time to cut all ties with the U.S. than right now.

As the toddler in chief throws yet another tantrum and berates Volodymyr Zelenskyy, DT's increasingly erratic, unhinged and outright evil behavior has made him not only the most Childish Person in the World, but also The Most Dangerous Person In The World. He _MUST_ be removed.

apnews.com/article/zelenskyy-s

Lane 8‘s latest album, Childish, celebrates the beauty of instinctive creation and the spontaneity of playfulness. Inspired by his experiences as a father, this deeply personal yet universally resonant record is a sonic journey of rediscovering joy, breaking free from expectations, and embracing the instincts that breathe life into electronic music.
retroworldnews.com/lane-8s-chi

Retroworldnews · Lane 8's Childish: Infusing New Life Into Electronic Music! | RetroworldnewsLane 8's latest album, Childish, celebrates the beauty of instinctive creation and the spontaneity of playfulness. Inspired by his experiences as a father,