Ted Johnson<p>Why did the chicken cross the road? We were about to find out. And then some jerk in a car ran over the bird. </p><p>A chase ensued. Bear spray was involved. </p><p>Science is the loser. Now we'll never know. </p><p><a href="https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">local12.com/news/nation-world/</span><span class="invisible">chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Chicken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chicken</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Carbrain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Carbrain</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Fuckcars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fuckcars</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/CarsRuinCities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CarsRuinCities</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TransportationJustice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TransportationJustice</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/HalfHeartedFanatic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HalfHeartedFanatic</span></a></p>