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⚡️ BREAKING: Corporate overlords gleefully announce your wallet's impending doom as they turn data centers into power-hungry black holes. 🤑 Because who doesn't love paying more to ensure their cat videos load 0.0001 seconds faster? 🙄
ft.com/content/c5f20c78-7931-4 #CorporateGreed #DataCenters #EnergyCrisis #TechNews #CatVideos #HackerNews #ngated

Financial Times · US utilities plot big rise in electricity rates as data centre demand boomsBy Martha Muir

In today's episode of "Accidental Genius," our tech wizards bumbled their way to a #robotics "breakthrough" by binge-watching cat videos for a million hours. They named their overgrown #chatbot "Behemoth," but it still can't fetch a coffee mug without spilling your latte. 🥴 Turns out, robots need more than just pretentious philosophy to handle actual objects! 🤖💥
ksagar.bearblog.dev/vjepa/ #AccidentalGenius #breakthrough #catvideos #Behemoth #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

atharva's bloghow we accidentally solved robotics by watching 1 million hours of YouTube this: you've just spent $640 billion training the chonkiest language model known to humanity (lol) and decide to call it "Behemoth". it can annoy you on wh...

Oh, fabulous! Another #GitHub repo promising to revolutionize the world with "Rust implementation of the #Zstd Seekable Format" 😴. Because, clearly, there's a massive audience just dying for a more complex way to compress their cat videos in #Rust. 🙄🚀
github.com/rorosen/zeekstd #Compression #CatVideos #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated

GitHubGitHub - rorosen/zeekstd: Rust implementation of the Zstandard Seekable FormatRust implementation of the Zstandard Seekable Format - rorosen/zeekstd