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Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷<a href="https://aus.social/@InsurgoFormica" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@InsurgoFormica</a> P.S. Which state is 'successfully' enforcing BTO? Savvas runs a for profit Health initiative, which includes nursing homes and Aged Care. Btw, what the hell does 'client-sided' mean? <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Buzzwords</a>

Alo Japan<a href="https://www.alojapan.com/1329944/japans-word-of-the-year-for-2024-is-one-few-have-heard-of/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.alojapan.com/1329944/japans-word-of-the-year-for-2024-is-one-few-have-heard-of/</a> Japan’s Word of the Year for 2024 is One Few Have Heard Of <a href="https://channels.im/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/JDrama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDrama</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Japan</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/JapanNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JapanNews</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Japanese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Japanese</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/JapaneseDrama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JapaneseDrama</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/JapaneseNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JapaneseNews</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#news</a> It’s that time of year again when online education service U-CAN announces its picks for the top buzzwords and neologisms of the year. These selections give us a peek into what events and cultural phenomena in Japan captured people’s attention and imagination. However, this year’s announcement gene

N-gated Hacker News👨‍💻🤔 FoundersHub: because what the world really needs is another social network where startup bros can endlessly circle-jerk about their "journeys" while pretending their data is safe. 🚀🔐 Join now and get exclusive access to generic <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and empty promises! 🥳🎉 <a href="https://founder-hub-waitlist.vercel.app/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://founder-hub-waitlist.vercel.app/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FoundersHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FoundersHub</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/socialnetwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#socialnetwork</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/startupbro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#startupbro</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dataprivacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dataprivacy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/emptypromises" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#emptypromises</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 Behold! 🎉 GitHub's latest marketing masterpiece promises to revolutionize <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> with a splash of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> magic and a sprinkle of buzzwords! 🌟 Skip the hard stuff like actual coding and let the robots "detect" your vibe. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, real developers will continue to navigate the labyrinth of endless menus and settings. 🙄🔍 <a href="https://github.com/ascorbic/am-i-vibing" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/ascorbic/am-i-vibing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Revolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Revolution</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechInnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechInnovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🍏🤖 Behold, Apple's 2025 "Intelligence" report, where they brag about their language models that will make <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Siri" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Siri</a> slightly less dumb—if you're lucky. 😂 With <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> like "KV-cache" and "2-bit quantization," they try to distract us from the fact that the only "intelligence" involved is in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marketing</a> department. 🛑📉 <a href="https://machinelearning.apple.com/research/apple-foundation-models-tech-report-2025" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://machinelearning.apple.com/research/apple-foundation-models-tech-report-2025</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Apple</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Intelligence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Intelligence</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Upgrade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Upgrade</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KV</a>-cache <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Wow, a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/recap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#recap</a> of "stability" that resembles a fever dream of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marketing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jargon</a>. 🤯 They've basically rebranded *everything*, including "faster storage" and "instant TB recovery"—because who doesn't want to manage their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/database" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#database</a> like a wizard with a broken wand? 🧙‍♂️✨ <a href="https://neon.com/blog/an-apology-and-a-recap-on-may-june-stability" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://neon.com/blog/an-apology-and-a-recap-on-may-june-stability</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#stability</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/management" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#management</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wizardry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wizardry</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News📰 In a shocking twist, a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#finance</a> giant did something shady—who could've guessed? 🎩🤔 This groundbreaking revelation is buried under a mountain of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and irrelevant <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/election" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#election</a> dates, making it clear the real <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/manipulation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#manipulation</a> is trying to read the article itself. 📚💤 <a href="https://thefederal.com/category/business/jane-street-fo-markets-whistleblower-mayank-bansal-197061" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://thefederal.com/category/business/jane-street-fo-markets-whistleblower-mayank-bansal-197061</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scandal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scandal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#news</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Wow, it's almost like someone discovered <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/encryption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#encryption</a> and decided to reinvent the wheel using every single <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> runtime known to humanity! 🔐 Just what we needed, another way to encrypt files with a web of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> only a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TypeScript</a> evangelist could love. 😂 <a href="https://words.filippo.io/passkey-encryption/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://words.filippo.io/passkey-encryption/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀✨ A century of quantum mechanics, and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CERN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CERN</a> is still trying to figure out how to explain it without turning into a high school PowerPoint presentation. 🤔🔬 Instead of simplifying 100 years of science, they offer a buffet of bureaucratic <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and vague promises to "inspire and educate." 🤯🥱 <a href="https://home.cern/news/news/physics/century-quantum-mechanics" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://home.cern/news/news/physics/century-quantum-mechanics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quantummechanics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quantummechanics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scienceeducation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scienceeducation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sciencecommunication" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sciencecommunication</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Behold the marvel of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aeron" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Aeron</a>, where we transform <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UDP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#UDP</a> unicast and multicast into an epic saga of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/reliable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#reliable</a> messaging—because why wouldn't you want to make the famously unreliable UDP reliable? 💡 Enjoy the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> buffet of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> promises, as if your code is now capable of writing itself and solving world peace, all while you navigate the labyrinth of appearance settings. 🎩 <a href="https://github.com/aeron-io/aeron" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/aeron-io/aeron</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Messaging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Messaging</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsIn a world where "easy" means "convoluted" and "any" means "almost nothing," comes the groundbreaking revelation that you can now slap a shiny label on your agent and call it Reinforcement Learning™️. 🤖✨ Just sprinkle some <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and watch your productivity plummet! 🐌📉 <a href="https://openpipe.ai/blog/ruler" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://openpipe.ai/blog/ruler</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ReinforcementLearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ReinforcementLearning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProductivityTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProductivityTech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ConvolutedSolutions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ConvolutedSolutions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AITrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AITrends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsApparently, working at Vercel is all about scaling headcounts, throwing <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a>, and attending <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hackathons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hackathons</a> 📈🎉. Remember folks, always respond to work tweets during your honeymoon 🌴💍—because nothing says "work-life balance" like mixing beachside bliss with corporate hustle! 😂 <a href="https://leerob.com/vercel" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://leerob.com/vercel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VercelWorkLifeBalance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#VercelWorkLifeBalance</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CorporateCulture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CorporateCulture</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ScalingHeadcounts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ScalingHeadcounts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BeachsideBliss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BeachsideBliss</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Ah, the "LLM Inference Handbook" — because who doesn't want to read a never-ending list of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and acronyms masquerading as actionable advice? 🤦‍♂️ Did you come for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/insights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#insights</a> or just to marvel at the sheer volume of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jargon</a> piled into a single webpage? 📚✨ <a href="https://bentoml.com/llm/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://bentoml.com/llm/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LLMInferenceHandbook" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LLMInferenceHandbook</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechTrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechTrends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🤖 Ah, another "next evolution" piece on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a>, as if we needed more buzzword salad in the marketplace of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mediocrity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mediocrity</a>. 🤦‍♂️ Let’s marvel at the groundbreaking thesis that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/agents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#agents</a> will somehow be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/proactive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#proactive</a>, unlike that reactive <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ChatGPT</a>, which has definitely been a major concern for literally everyone. 🙄 <a href="https://blog.nishantsoni.com/p/from-ai-to-agents-to-agencies-the" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.nishantsoni.com/p/from-ai-to-agents-to-agencies-the</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Evolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Evolution</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsOLMo: Because who needs the formidable GPT-4 when you can have a "fully open" 😂 model that "outperforms" it, according to the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> world's best-kept secret society? 🤔 Dive into the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/labyrinth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#labyrinth</a> of Ai2's endless <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and try not to trip over their collection of acronyms and "state-of-the-art" aspirations. 🚀 <a href="https://allenai.org/olmo" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://allenai.org/olmo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OLMo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OLMo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GPT4" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GPT4</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, behold the marvel of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SmolLM3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SmolLM3</a>, the "tiny" <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> that speaks all languages and understands all contexts—except the one where we need a bigger, better model 🤔🤷‍♂️. Congrats on the team for cramming every buzzword into the title like it's a competitive sport 🏆. Hugging Face is truly redefining the limits of what no one asked for! 🙄✌️ <a href="https://huggingface.co/blog/smollm3" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://huggingface.co/blog/smollm3</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HuggingFace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HuggingFace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LanguageTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LanguageTech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀🤖 Presenting Mercury: because who doesn't love lightning-fast <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/models" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#models</a> that are probably just as accurate as throwing spaghetti at a wall and deciphering its pattern? 😂 But hey, at least they come with a generous sprinkle of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and a dash of foundation thanks, ensuring you know just how important they are. 👏📚 <a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.17298" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.17298</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mercury" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mercury</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LightningFast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LightningFast</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechTrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechTrends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsIn a stunning display of cutting-edge <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/verbosity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#verbosity</a>, François Chollet enlightens us on the path to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AGI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AGI</a> via a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YouTube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YouTube</a> sermon that only 2025 Google LLC could love. 🤖📽️ Prepare for a deep dive into every buzzword imaginable, ensuring you'll emerge enlightened—or just yearning for a simpler time when <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> meant calculators. 🙄 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QcCeSsNRks" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QcCeSsNRks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Enlightenment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Enlightenment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Local software is easier to scale, said no one ever! 😂 But hey, let's ride the Hacker News wave 🌊 and revel in the marketing miracle of buzzword-laden techno-babble like "edgefirst" and "ondevice." 🎉 Who knew free advertising could sound so... technical? 🖥️💥 <a href="https://elijahpotter.dev/articles/local-first_software_is_easier_to_scale" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://elijahpotter.dev/articles/local-first_software_is_easier_to_scale</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/localsoftware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#localsoftware</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scaling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scaling</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hackernews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hackernews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marketingtechno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marketingtechno</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/babble" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#babble</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News💾✨ Behold, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/epic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#epic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/saga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#saga</a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SIMD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SIMD</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vector" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vector</a> functions—a real page-turner that makes watching paint dry seem thrilling! 🎨🤯 Dive deep into the labyrinth of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and workshops, only to discover it's as "messy" as a toddler with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spaghetti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spaghetti</a>. 🍝🤦‍♂️ <a href="https://johnnysswlab.com/the-messy-reality-of-simd-vector-functions/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://johnnysswlab.com/the-messy-reality-of-simd-vector-functions/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/functions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#functions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/messiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#messiness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

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