Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Do you know where your children are?<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
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#blasphemy
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>It begins. Hide the children.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>We're out of salami, so I'm using ham...</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>UNTITLED 0753</p><p>Meds have kicked in<br>The day can begin<br>I don't have anything planned<br>Sip some more tea<br>I'll soon have to pee<br>Bells ring across the land</p><p>Toast gets brown<br>Round side down<br>Blasphemy has begun<br>Now I'm finished<br>Time to wash dishes<br>Then out for a smoke, such fun</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a><br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/PoultryCoroner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PoultryCoroner</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Incorrigible.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>It begins. Hide the children.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Ritual blasphemy fails to soothe.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Home again, home again, jiggity jig.</p><p>What witchery is this? </p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/NotRoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotRoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Hey, kids! What time is it?</p><p>*sounds of glass breaking, furniture being toppled, and children screaming*</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>*whistles innocently*<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>BLASPHEMY </p><p>My tummy rumbleth<br> So with a frown<br>Toast in toaster<br> Round side down<br>Gather ingredients<br> Set them 'round<br>Now I wait for it to brown</p><p>Partaken with a knife and fork<br>My open face sandwich<br> of sweet and sour pork</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>While I like to think of myself as spontaneous and unpredictable, in some respects, I am very predictable, indeed.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Home again, home again, jiggity jig.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>It begins. Hide the children.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>From hell's heart I stab at thee...<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>*whistles innocently*<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Run! <br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>BLASPHEMY</p><p>My tummy rumbleth<br> So with a frown<br>Toast in toaster<br> Round side down<br>Gather ingredients<br> Set them 'round<br>Now I wait for it to brown</p><p>Partaken with a knife and fork<br>My open face sandwich<br> Of sweet and sour pork</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a><br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/PoultryCoroner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PoultryCoroner</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Hide the children.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>I am so very predictable.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RoundSideDown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RoundSideDown</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Blasphemy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Blasphemy</span></a></p>
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