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Colin from Edinburgh, Oklahoma<p>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> used to be fun.<br>Now it's good to make fun of.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/America" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>America</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Absurd</span></a></p>
Animated Short Of The Day<p>Things You'd Better Not Mix Up (2010) [2 min] by Joost Lieuwma | <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Netherlands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Netherlands</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRrK9L8ed9g" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=tRrK9L8ed9</span><span class="invisible">g</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://socel.net/tags/2D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>2D</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/2DAnimation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>2DAnimation</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/AnimatedShort" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AnimatedShort</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/AnimatedShortOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AnimatedShortOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Animation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animation</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/MixUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MixUp</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Confusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Confusion</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/DarkHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DarkHumor</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Absurd</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/FrameOrder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FrameOrder</span></a></p>
🔗 David Sommerseth<p>🤣 🤣 🤣 .... this is from an AI generated video <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> has shared .... </p><p>I would never have expected Trump to endorse drag queens. I wonder what the conservative muslim community thinks about this ......</p><p>Source (Norwegian) <a href="https://www.nrk.no/urix/trumps-video-av-gaza-som-midtosten-riviera-vekker-oppsikt-1.17316407" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nrk.no/urix/trumps-video-av-ga</span><span class="invisible">za-som-midtosten-riviera-vekker-oppsikt-1.17316407</span></a></p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>News</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/tragic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tragic</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>facepalm</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/supplychain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>supplychain</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climatechange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climatechange</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/polycrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>polycrisis</span></a></p>
Ray Baptist<p>was unable to find an artist name, will attribute it if anyone knows it</p><p>There are a few sources on the web for covers of this magazine. The ones that I saw are almost all like this; I think it's deliberate 🤣 I can imagine the publisher saying, I want kids to see it in a newsstand from a block away.</p><p>Interesting abstract complexity on the ship, space suits, guns, etc. I like the transparent helmet. 2 headed sea monster, why not? Big Sun</p><p><a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/juvenile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>juvenile</span></a> <a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/boys" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>boys</span></a> <a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/excitement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>excitement</span></a> <a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://planetearth.social/tags/perfect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>perfect</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/art" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>art</span></a></span></p>
Dr Lofos<p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/HumblePoeticCranes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HumblePoeticCranes</span></a></p><p>post-viral fatigue<br>pest verbal flibbertigibbet <br>pert vernal flange<br>perp virtual fromage<br>per veinous fragrance<br>pea venomous flambé</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/Poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poetry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/Absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Absurd</span></a></p>
Pete Orrall<p>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Massachusetts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Massachusetts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/statepolice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>statepolice</span></a> is one of the most <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corrupt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corrupt</span></a> organizations. The department has been plagued with constant scandals, even after leadership was gutted and replaced.</p><p>Here's yet another example of illegal activity. This <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StateTrooper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StateTrooper</span></a> was caught *shoplifting* golf balls from multiple Target stores. Unquestionably this guy needs to be in jail and banned from any <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/publicsafety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>publicsafety</span></a> position.</p><p>He shoplifted over 20 times last year.</p><p><a href="https://www.wcvb.com/article/mass-state-trooper-accused-of-shoplifting-feb-13-2025/63788603" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wcvb.com/article/mass-state-tr</span><span class="invisible">ooper-accused-of-shoplifting-feb-13-2025/63788603</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/waste" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>waste</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>theft</span></a></p>
Animated Short Of The Day<p>Wishing Apple (2018) [2 min] by Jack Stauber | <a href="https://socel.net/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lzQWC57HSc" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=6lzQWC57HS</span><span class="invisible">c</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://socel.net/tags/2D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>2D</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/2DAnimation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>2DAnimation</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/AnimatedShort" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AnimatedShort</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/AnimatedShortOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AnimatedShortOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Animation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animation</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/AdultSwim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AdultSwim</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Wishes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wishes</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Absurd</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/MicrosoftPaint" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MicrosoftPaint</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a></p>
CornOnTheGob<p>Goblin!</p><p>'immersion(in)story<br>seething_to-hope-for<br>yes?'</p><p>the letter i or _i_ as a comparative glues words together. On its own, it can mean 'or.' or 'and.' When used to attach two words together, it can mean 'in' or 'of.'</p><p>-</p><p>a suffix-suffix convention-<br>the suffix uCh is to hope for,<br>while suffix uz is to intend to see through.</p><p>Generally, suffix suffixes range from <br>[a - Th ], or 0 - 21 in their standard form.<br>Derivative characters are used for suffix suffixes, such as uDj and ux, but they are often closer related to Djom navigation concepts than base letter suffix suffixes.</p><p>uCh also means<br>optimism, hope, determination, looking forward to. It is associated with Sha'kaz sigil 7.0/sections 7.1 / 7.2 and draws parallels to the Chariot card of the Major arcana in a lateral way.</p><p>uCh and uz are suffix suffixes which have the additional possible connotation of causality and intention.</p><p>_</p><p>geblin, the goblin laguage<br>_____</p><p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/goblin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>goblin</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/geblin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>geblin</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/alphabet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>alphabet</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/goblinlanguage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>goblinlanguage</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/gobliteracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gobliteracy</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/conlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>conlang</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/abstract" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>abstract</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/ink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ink</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/calligraphy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>calligraphy</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/dnd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dnd</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/ink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ink</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/inkandwash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>inkandwash</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/nib" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nib</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/dippen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dippen</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/calligraphy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>calligraphy</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/mixedmedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mixedmedia</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/watercolor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>watercolor</span></a></p>
Catharina Bethlehem ☑️ Cath<p>Tweede Kamer wil VN-rapporteur Albanese deze week toch niet ontvangen. Dat heeft de vaste commissie Buitenlandse Zaken van de Tweede Kamer besloten.</p><p><a href="https://nos.nl/artikel/2555440-tweede-kamer-wil-vn-rapporteur-albanese-deze-week-toch-niet-ontvangen" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nos.nl/artikel/2555440-tweede-</span><span class="invisible">kamer-wil-vn-rapporteur-albanese-deze-week-toch-niet-ontvangen</span></a></p><p>. "Wat kan politiek toch lelijk zijn", concludeerde SP-fractievoorzitter Jimmy Dijk. "Er zitten hier allemaal volwassen mensen die allemaal opgetrommeld zijn om dit tegen te houden. Had die tijd dan gestoken in het bedenken van kritische vragen."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Albanese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Albanese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Israel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Israel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaza</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VVD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VVD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BBB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BBB</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PVV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PVV</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CU</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SGP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SGP</span></a></p>
WordofTheHour<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> : inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense</p><p>- French: absurde</p><p>- German: absurd</p><p>- Italian: assurdo</p><p>- Portuguese: absurdo</p><p>- Spanish: absurdo</p><p>------------</p><p>Report an incorrect translation @ <a href="https://wordofthehour.org/r/translations" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">wordofthehour.org/r/translatio</span><span class="invisible">ns</span></a></p>
TripTilt /// tt<p>hello everyone<br>Since I just moved here, here is a short introduction and more info about me...<br>I'm chris and go by the handle TripTilt. And my art is like that, I make colorful images/animations between <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/worldbuilding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>worldbuilding</span></a> scenery and <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/abstract" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>abstract</span></a> <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/artworks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>artworks</span></a>, bordering on the <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/surreal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>surreal</span></a> and <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a>.<br>The pixels are mostly created in the great open source software <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/b3d" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>b3d</span></a> <a href="https://mastoart.social/tags/blender3d" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blender3d</span></a>. I also write (mostly electronic) music and enjoy listening to drum n bass a lot myself, so sometimes my music is dnb as well. 1/2</p>
(MEP) autistic absurdist<p>Short Untitled Collection of Absurd Stories.</p><p>Buy it here!</p><p>Buy it now!</p><p>Change your life!</p><p><a href="https://absurdproject.gumroad.com/l/ppprd?layout=profile" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">absurdproject.gumroad.com/l/pp</span><span class="invisible">prd?layout=profile</span></a></p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/shortstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortstory</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/absurdism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurdism</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/indie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>indie</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bookstodon</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/AutisticAuthors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AutisticAuthors</span></a></p>
NotImpressed<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gaza</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/palestine" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>palestine</span></a></span> </p><p>The first comments after Trump's announcement re Gaza <br>"Al Jazeera’s senior political analyst, Marwan Bishara, highlights the unified opposition of Arab League nations to the displacement of Palestinians from Gaza"<br>"Trump's vision of transforming Gaza into a luxury development is unrealistic, irrational, and not worth serious discussion"<br>Also, Hamas's statement in response to Trump's crap.<br>Worth a listen 👍 </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ZN_tgXfNw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ZN_tgXfN</span><span class="invisible">w</span></a></p>
MissConstrue<p>Federal agencies are now banned from celebrating Black History Month, Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, National American Indian Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Women’s History Month, Juneteenth, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Holocaust Remembrance Day. </p><p>Celebrating meritless white men who have failed upwards their entire lives will continue to be honored daily. </p><p><a href="https://mefi.social/tags/gop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gop</span></a> <a href="https://mefi.social/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fascist</span></a> <a href="https://mefi.social/tags/dei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dei</span></a> <a href="https://mefi.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mefi.social/tags/WhiteNationalist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhiteNationalist</span></a></p>
Henrik B. Andersen<p>YouGov poll in Denmark.</p><p>Which countries do you see as a threat to Denmark:</p><p>1. Russia 81 %<br>2. USA 46%<br>3. North Korea 44%<br>4. Iran 40 %</p><p>That was Quick!</p><p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Denmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Denmark</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/enemies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>enemies</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a></p>
Feathered Frens Thru The Lens<p>“The hooman is blaming an air crash on humans of different colors?? But he’s orange……” - <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23BlueCrane" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BlueCrane</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23Cranes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cranes</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23birbs" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#birbs</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23birds" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#birds</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23birding" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#birding</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23birdphotography" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#birdphotography</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23FeatheredFrens" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FeatheredFrens</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23cute" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cute</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23nature" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nature</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23outdoors" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#outdoors</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23nonsensical" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nonsensical</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23absurd" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#absurd</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23racism" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#racism</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23humanity" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humanity</a> <a href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23riddle" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#riddle</a></p>
Georg Verweyen<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.cologne/@juergenlibertus" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>juergenlibertus</span></a></span> ein paar Kilometer weiter südlich wird es noch schlimmer ...</p><p><a href="https://social.cologne/tags/maps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maps</span></a> <a href="https://social.cologne/tags/Grenzkontrollen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Grenzkontrollen</span></a> <a href="https://social.cologne/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a></p>
Catharina Bethlehem ☑️ Cath<p>Ja, en <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Tweakers" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Tweakers</span></a></span> </p><p>Commerciële weerapps zoals <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buienradar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Buienradar</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Weeronline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Weeronline</span></a> en <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Buienalarm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Buienalarm</span></a> klagen het KNMI hiervoor aan. De belangenorganisatie Nederlandse Vereniging van Weerbedrijven claimt dat lokale weersverwachtingen aanbieden niet bij de wettelijke taken van het KNMI hoort en dat het gratis aanbieden van deze informatie concurrentiemogelijkheden voor de commerciële apps belemmert.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KNMI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KNMI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>opensource</span></a></p>
luvan<p>FR <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/reve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reve</span></a> <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/absurde" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurde</span></a> Je dois mettre de l'ordre dans une base de données. Je fais une recherche simple. BELGIQUE. Je ne trouve qu'une occurence : PAPAUTÉ DE BELGIQUEMENT. Je me dis OH NON ! La Belgique est devenue un adverbe.<br>~~0~~<br>EN <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurd</span></a> <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/dream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dream</span></a> I need to tidy up a database. I'm going for a simple search: BELGIUM. I find only one occurrence: THE PAPACY OF BELGIANLY. I say to myself OH NO! Belgium has become an adverb.<br><a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/absurdisttuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurdisttuesday</span></a></p>