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Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a>, <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Vodafone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Vodafone</span></a>!</p><p>Ernsthaft, ich muss mal nachsuchen ob/wo/wann ich meine <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Beschwerde" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Beschwerde</span></a> gegen die <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/%C3%9Cbernahme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Übernahme</span></a> von <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Unitymedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Unitymedia</span></a> an <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>EUCommission</span></a></span> / <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.bund.de/@BNetzA" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BNetzA</span></a></span> / <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.bund.de/@BMWK" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BMWK</span></a></span> / <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Bundskartellamt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bundskartellamt</span></a> geschickt hatte.</p><ul><li>Wenn die <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Business</span></a>-Kunden mit garantierten <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/SLA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SLA</span></a>|s schon so beschissen behandeln, wie sieht das dann bei <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Privatkunden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Privatkunden</span></a> aus?</li></ul><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Kabel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Kabel</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/DOCSIS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DOCSIS</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Enshittification</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Servicew%C3%BCste" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Servicewüste</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Enshittification</span></a></p>
sezduck<p>Seen in “updated recently” apps on my iPhone.</p><p><a href="https://twit.social/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Likely Jan Lukas<p>Regardless of the outcome, we now have an enormous hoarde of flies and a stench that can be smelt METRES away. </p><p>And oh yeah, this is *upwind* of many units.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/PleasePray" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PleasePray</span></a> for a quick end to summer and some hard frosts. At least frozen garbage isn't stinky garbage. 🥶</p><p>Also … should I go missing for more than a few weeks, someone please check up on the local <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/coyote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>coyote</span></a> population to see if they've expanded their diet beyond rabbits and unsecured garbage. 😱😡</p><p>3/3</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/yeg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>yeg</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/garbage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>garbage</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/recyling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>recyling</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/dumping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dumping</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/IllegalDumping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllegalDumping</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/sanitation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sanitation</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/pests" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pests</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/safety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>safety</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/GoodTheoryBadImplementation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GoodTheoryBadImplementation</span></a></p>
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Zoltan Hawryluk<p>Dear <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://flipboard.com/@usweekly" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>usweekly</span></a></span> </p><p>I know journalism is hard, but when you publish a story about a company scandal, is it too much to ask to get the company's product name, Apache Airflow, right? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/youhadonejob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>youhadonejob</span></a></p>
צבי הנינג'ה🟣<p>Netanyahu: We will never allow another Holocaust to take place<br><a href="https://www.israelhayom.co.il/article/447559" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">israelhayom.co.il/article/4475</span><span class="invisible">59</span></a><br><a href="https://tooot.im/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Jack Yan (甄爵恩)<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/you-had-one-job-funny-fails/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">boredpanda.com/you-had-one-job</span><span class="invisible">-funny-fails/</span></a></p>
Trainfo.eu<p>Första problemet med <a href="https://mastodonsweden.se/tags/Railplanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Railplanner</span></a> på denna resa. Att ha telefonen offline funkade inte, det var den sen i morse.</p><p>Railplanner är verkligen den sämsta delen av <a href="https://mastodonsweden.se/tags/interrail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>interrail</span></a> 👎🏻</p><p>Ingen annan biljett-app får mig att undra om den kommer att kunna visa biljetten när det behövs.</p><p>Jag lyckades lösa det innan kontroll med en ritual av omstart av app/telefon, online med telefon och med wifi. </p><p>Men ändå: 💩</p><p>(Railplanner is offline but fails to load the passes which are on the f•••••g 📱 )</p><p><a href="https://mastodonsweden.se/tags/youhadonejob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>youhadonejob</span></a></p>
Quin<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://estradiol.city/@ity" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>ity</span></a></span> I think that just comes with being a hacker.<br>I personally fucking hate Java, I had to take an AP class over it in high school where the college board made me write Java code in Braille, and that turned me off. Also, its just weird. Like, the Option type. Cool, it lets you check if a value exists, thus avoiding null pointer errors. Except...Optional is just an object too, so an optional itself can be null! <a href="https://dragonscave.space/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Elan Hasson<p>I'm very disappointed in you <a href="https://publicsquare.global/tags/Velero" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Velero</span></a>.</p><p>You can't restore your own snapshots USING DEFAULT SETTINGS.</p><p>Like data is in the bucket, you restore the CRs, but not the volumes? </p><p><a href="https://publicsquare.global/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
National Security Counselors 🕵<p>I think this might even qualify as <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23YouHadOneJob" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YouHadOneJob</a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Privacymatters" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Privacymatters</span></a></span> <em>noone</em> should!</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a>, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.cc/@Mozilla" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Mozilla</span></a></span> !</p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@kfh" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>kfh</span></a></span> +1</p><p>Seriously, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mozilla" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>mozilla</span></a></span> ?</p><ul><li><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a> and that was to maintain <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Firefox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Firefox</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Gecko" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Gecko</span></a>, but I guess like with <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@thunderbird" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>thunderbird</span></a></span>, <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Mozilla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mozilla</span></a> can't be assed to do that either.</li></ul><p>Let's hope the folks at Mozilla come to their senses and admit they don't give a shit but want to do <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> stuff and just hand over Firefox to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@torproject" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>torproject</span></a></span> and make <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TorBorwser" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TorBorwser</span></a> the new <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Upstream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Upstream</span></a>. </p><ul><li>Because the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Enshittification</span></a> is inexcuseable!</li></ul>
Different Than<p>OK what the fuck is supposed to be happening in this picture? </p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wtf</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ads</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/dark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dark</span></a></p>
Yora<p>Well, thank you anyway, lyrics.com.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Dave JCW: #auspol
[ Jer moved to his own instance ]<p>The mystery novel I just finished included the first chapter of the next book in the series, except I discovered during the annoying recap that it's <em>not</em> the first chapter of the next book, it's the first chapter of the book after that—and it spoiled some stuff in the actual next book.</p><p>Thanks a lot 🙄 <a href="https://gofer.social/tags/youhadonejob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Abbie 🇵🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈uspol, Schumer, humor attempt
Patrick Lam :tinoflag:<p>CiviCRM is not recording automated emails sent to members. <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>
Thomas Eisenbock<p>Grad im Radio gehört:<br>"Es kann nicht sein, daß Menschen in unser Land kommen und Straftaten begehen." </p><p>Doch, Nancy, doch. Das kann sein. Komm drauf klar. Das ist Dein Beruf als Innenministerin.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.bayern/tags/YouHadOneJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouHadOneJob</span></a></p>