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Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://universeodon.com/@memeorandum" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@memeorandum</a> The mountebank of Mar-A-Lago is making white-collar crime great again 1 cabinet position at a time. There's a place at the table for you if your have enough $ for a substantial bribe and are enough of a shameless fraudster, humbug, cheat, grifter, imposter, swindler, toady, rip-off artist, conman, carnival clown, quack or sham. The economy may be about to nosedive, but there'll be plenty of jobs for the scruple-free among us. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Jobs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Jobs</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Eye caught myself pining for fjords this morning. Sure, Eye'm blue, but have Eye expired? <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Fjords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fjords</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BlueParrots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BlueParrots</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Norway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Norway</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://mastodon.social/@augieray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@augieray</a> And then there was THIS, Augie: <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CrackerBarrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CrackerBarrel</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CorporateLogo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CorporateLogo</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GavinNewsom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GavinNewsom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EpsteinFiles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EpsteinFiles</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 The original "American Psycho" with Christian Bale was so much better than this crappy remake with Donald Trump. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AmericanPsycho" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AmericanPsycho</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ChristianBale" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ChristianBale</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://journa.host/@w7voa" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@w7voa</a> The Pentagon has for weeks been planning a military deployment to Chicago as President Donald Trump tries to deflect attention from the Epstein files and the deteriorating economy. There, fixed it for you, Washington Post. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WashingtonPost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WashingtonPost</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Chicago" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Chicago</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EpsteinFiles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EpsteinFiles</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Economy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Economy</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Yesterday Eye somehow missed this column from satirist Andy Borowitz: Ukraine President Zelensky has asked Trump to give his country the same level of protection that Trump gives to pedophiles. <a href="https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-asks-trump-to-give-ukraine" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-asks-trump-to-give-ukraine</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Zelensky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Zelensky</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Satire</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AndyBorowitz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AndyBorowitz</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Pedophiles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Pedophiles</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Epstein" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Epstein</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Here's an incentive that Walmart can offer to entice people to buy their radioactive shrimp (in order to get super powers): A raffle drawing in which the prize is Demon Core! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DemonCore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DemonCore</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RadioactiveShrimp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RadioactiveShrimp</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ProductRecall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProductRecall</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Walmart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Walmart</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Okay, so try to follow me on this: Instead of Walmart doing a recall of their radioactive shrimp, why don't they just advertise it as being for people who want the super powers that eating it could give them. Imagine it: Shrimp Men and Shrimp Women with amazing capabilities and the comic book universes that would tell those tales. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RadioactiveShrimp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RadioactiveShrimp</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Walmart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Walmart</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ProductRecall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProductRecall</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SuperPowers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SuperPowers</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SpiderMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SpiderMan</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Is it just me or is the Demon Core now almost as ubiquitous on the Fediverse as Nicole the Mastodon Chick used to be? Also: Friends don't let friends play with the Demon Core. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@catsalad</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DemonCore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DemonCore</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RadiationHazards" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RadiationHazards</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RadiationAccidents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RadiationAccidents</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Nicole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Nicole</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fediverse</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 3/3 Big thanx to everyone who offered assistance. Neither the Onn device, nor my TV remote offer the needed ability to zoom. The solution was an app available for free in the GPlay Store: "TVQuickActions." It has a clunky interface, and the actual steps listed in the link Eye provide are no longer accurate, but Eye was able to get the result Eye needed with some fiddling about. Sweet relief! <a href="https://troypoint.com/adjust-aspect-ratio-screen-size-android-google-tv/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://troypoint.com/adjust-aspect-ratio-screen-size-android-google-tv/</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FediHelp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FediHelp</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AndroidTV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AndroidTV</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Onn4kPro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Onn4kPro</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ProblemSolved" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProblemSolved</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Solved" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Solved</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 2/3 Ran out of characters, so these are the Hashtags for the twt above in this thread: <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/InternetStreaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#InternetStreaming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FediverseHiveMind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FediverseHiveMind</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FediHelp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FediHelp</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OnnDevice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OnnDevice</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/InexpensiveStreaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#InexpensiveStreaming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TVFraming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TVFraming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 You'll have to take my word for it that our local irrigation district is employing goats to keep vegetation down along the irrigation ditch. Yesterday Eye was awakened by the unfamiliar sound of one of them calling out. Today Eye finally saw one. Next step: Publish photographic evidence! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Goats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Goats</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FireSuppression" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FireSuppression</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://mstdn.social/@GottaLaff" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@GottaLaff</a> Operational security for the Anchorage meeting must have been Secretary of Defense Pete Kegstand's responsibility, based on this story of critical documents that were left in a hotel printer. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AnchorageGate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AnchorageGate</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HotelPrinter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HotelPrinter</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OpSec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpSec</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Hegseth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hegseth</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 So far this is the photo that best represents to me convicted felonTrump's shambles of a meeting with war criminal Vladimir Putin in Alaska on Friday. A tired, limp Trump not even focused on Putin, who dominated the spectacle from start to finish. Now that this distraction is over, let's get back to what really matters: Revealing Trump's deep involvement with sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and Russia out of Ukraine. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Akaska" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Akaska</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Epstein" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Epstein</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Failure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Failure</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://c.im/@BBC" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@BBC</a> Surprise, surprise! Trump's Anchorage, Alaska meeting with Putin is a huge flop for the self-described "deal-maker" formerly from Queens, New York. Can we pleez get back to uncovering what the 34-time convicted felon was up to with Jeffrey Epstein? <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Anchorage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Anchorage</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Putin</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://aus.social/@fixatedpersonsunit" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@fixatedpersonsunit</a> Trump declares talks with Putin, "productive." Meaning: Trump was awake during some of the time when he was gargling Putin's balls. Also Putin will continue to keep under wraps videos of Trump being a sex pig with underage girls. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TrumpPutin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TrumpPutin</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AnchorageAlaska" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AnchorageAlaska</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Sellout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sellout</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Betrayal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Betrayal</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PutinsPendants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PutinsPendants</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://masto.ai/@Nonilex" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Nonilex</a> Any photos yet of the, "Kick Me," sign that Trump was wearing to the Putin meeting? Has he sold out Ukraine and given away Alaska yet in return for a matryoshka doll. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TrumpPutin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TrumpPutin</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Anchorage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Anchorage</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Betrayal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Betrayal</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/cara.city" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@cara.city</a> Bless Woz! He was never a sellout. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SteveWozniak" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SteveWozniak</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TechHeroNotTechBro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechHeroNotTechBro</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://sfba.social/@jds" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@jds</a> Spoiler alert: Generative large language model Ai will NOT be worth the huge monetary investment. You heard it here on the Fediverse first! In fact the coming Ai collapse will make the sub-prime mortgage collapse of 2008 look like a picnic. And the fat cats will beg for -- and get -- a similar bail out -- which you and Eye will pay for. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Bubbles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Bubbles</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CapitalCriming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CapitalCriming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AiBust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AiBust</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <a href="https://flipboard.com/@csmonitor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@csmonitor</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/@csmonitor/what-just-happened-in-your-world-ttc83o3lz" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@world-csmonitor</a> Spoiler Alert: Trump's casual approach to his meeting with Putin on Friday is his way of passing time until he receives further instructions from Putin. Also,he's cool because he thinks this meeting is temporarily taking Jeffrey Epstein out of the headlines. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/JeffteyEpstein" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JeffteyEpstein</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Putin</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

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