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Kudra :maybe_verified:A is currently reading "Kissed By the Moon" by Alison Lester by and turning each page saying"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"..."and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"..."and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...😂 <a href="https://aus.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

Julie A. HochgesangUpdate, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹 <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23kodaism" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kodaism</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23ThingsKidsSay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23Linguistics" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Linguistics</a>

Richardsummer "daddy did you know when people were flying in the world wars they had to put codes in machines and they flew aeroplanes with engines that spin.... did you used to do that"once again, how old does she think I am‽‽<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingskidssay</a>

Juan Nunez-IglesiasOH: “I’m bored! Cos that cloud guy is SO slow!”<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ThingsKidsSay</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/MarioKart" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MarioKart</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Lakitu" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Lakitu</a>

Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦It’s all fun and games until you fart inside your all-encompassing chicken costume. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Halloween</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HalloweenCostume" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HalloweenCostume</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

RichardI put on Oliver for me and kiddo to watch while playing with Lego There are so many questions about why everyone is so mean, poor and hungry.Then , "is this what it was like when you were younger daddy?how old does she think I am!!!!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingsKidsSay</a>

Richardwife: what would you give daddy's lasagna out of 10 daughter (5 years old at the time): 9 I love it ... wife: what would make it a 10? daughter: 1!my wife reminded me of this conversation this morning. I mean she wasn't wrong 1 would make it 10 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingskidssay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notwrong" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notwrong</a>

Richardlast night kido "hey Google play baby sleep"so complaining, no listening to ..is only for subscribers bs . just played the correct onealso"hey Google how many days is 20 days."so many not a tech genius 😂 she meant what date in 20 days<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingsKidsSay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parentingJoy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parentingJoy</a>

FuzzyspoonMy 11 year old started calling dice “math rocks” today. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingskidssay</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#silly</a>

lizzzzardThe practice of wearing multiple layers of clothing in order to deal with varying temperatures shall henceforth no more be referred to as "onion" principle, but as "croissant" principle, for croissants are much tastier! [as decreed by my son this morning]<a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/wisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wisdom</a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/FediParents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FediParents</a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

Rebecca NordquistIn the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down. I think "Eh, it's cute"Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*" Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.Kids. They calls em as they sees em.<a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/Haircuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Haircuts</a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/Anglerfish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Anglerfish</a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a> (Really no idea on hashtags here... <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa</a> ?)

💎cinderdazzle ⁷ 💜“1887 That’s the longest life span I’ve ever heard. “ My seven year old assuming it has been the same groundhog for all this time (got the date of the festival after asking Google if the groundhog saw is shadow 😂)( also for context: Groundhog Day is a festival in Pennsylvania in February where a groundhog predicts the end of winter by whether or not it saw its shadow based) <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a> <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/kids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kids</a> <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/groundhogday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groundhogday</a> <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/winter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#winter</a>

KyrielleParenting is such fun.Tonight I served chicken nuggets.Which prompted a discussion about my middle schooler's social studies class, because apparently while studying Egypt, they are mummifying a chicken. Um. Welcome to my dinner table. Where, fortunately, the nuggets are NOT mummified.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingskidssay</a>

Mirror AyakoMy son just asked me with all seriousness, “does G.I. Joe stand for gastrointestinal Joe?” 👀😂<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

RichardSummer “my poo is in slow motion” (aged 5)<a href="https://social.yorkshiregeek.xyz/tags/ProjectSummer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProjectSummer</a> <a href="https://social.yorkshiregeek.xyz/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a> <a href="https://social.yorkshiregeek.xyz/tags/Parent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parent</a> <a href="https://social.yorkshiregeek.xyz/tags/ParentingJoy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ParentingJoy</a>

💎cinderdazzle ⁷ 💜My son said he was going to make a 4 person pong but that wasn’t “sterilizing” it. I wondered if he might mean like keeping the essence of the game while still modernizing it…or maybe avoid making it boring. I learned eventually he meant plagarizing it. Hazards of being 7 with a knack for picking up big vocabulary words 🤣. <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/kids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kids</a> <a href="https://apobangpo.space/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

Ben Lovell‘The people who made this toilet paper are mean!’ -my 7yo son while using a public restroom<a href="https://twit.social/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parenting</a> <a href="https://twit.social/tags/Parents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parents</a> <a href="https://twit.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

Jen isThe Best part of me is "my blood stream" because "my blood stream has my blood. Sylvio" (my 7 year old) <a href="https://friendsofdesoto.social/tags/kids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kids</a> <a href="https://friendsofdesoto.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a>

Terri K O 🍁Let the 5 year old try the sink declogging tool because every boring chore is an exciting new experience when you're five, and he comes running out of the bathroom."Mom! Mom! Did you know the sink is magical?!"He made me go watch: "Look! I just put the thing in and turn and then stuff comes out!"I'm glad that there's clearly still magic in the world, even if it's brown and full of hair. Who needs a Narnia wardrobe when I've got a portal to yuck in my bathroom? 😂Bonus: the tool brand name is "Drain Weasel" and my headcannon is that this butch lesbian furry gal on the package is determined to fix the drains because her femme girlfriend clogged the drain with her flowing locks. Again. <a href="https://social.afront.org/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://social.afront.org/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThingsKidsSay</a> <a href="https://social.afront.org/tags/chores" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chores</a> <a href="https://social.afront.org/tags/furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#furry</a> <a href="https://social.afront.org/tags/ModernMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ModernMagic</a>

Man of SandAsked my 5y/o “If you were in a talent show, what song would you sing?”She said “$3.99, A&W Song” 🤡☠️<a href="https://youtu.be/jpOjOiqGgaI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/jpOjOiqGgaI</a>And this is why we’re fat LOOOOL<a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thingskidssay</a>

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