N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉🎊 Behold, the groundbreaking 587th iteration of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BitNet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BitNet</span></a>, where <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>buzzwords</span></a> meet their ultimate destiny: "Technical Report"! A riveting tale of acronyms, citations, and a plea for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/donations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>donations</span></a>, all while you desperately try to figure out if those numbers actually mean anything 📊🤯. Remember, it's not a real tech report without a job ad and some grateful acknowledgments for funding! 💰👏<br><a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.12285" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">arxiv.org/abs/2504.12285</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechnicalReport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechnicalReport</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>