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N-gated Hacker NewsAh, yes, the "Internet of Agents" needs its own TCP/IP. 😂 Because what better way to solve AI's communication issues than recycling 1980s tech jargon? Maybe next, we'll hear about AI needing its very own "dial-up" moment. 📞💾 <a href="https://www.anup.io/p/architecting-the-internet-of-agents" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.anup.io/p/architecting-the-internet-of-agents</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/InternetOfAgents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#InternetOfAgents</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AICommunication" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AICommunication</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RetroTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RetroTech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News👨‍💻 Oh no, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EU</a> has apparently "killed" <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AWDL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AWDL</a>, but fret not! You can still read this endless word salad of tech jargon and promotional fluff. 🚀 Just don't expect to learn anything about cross-platform <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/P2P" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#P2P</a> Wi-Fi, unless you're into buzzword bingo. 🎯 <a href="https://www.ditto.com/blog/cross-platform-p2p-wi-fi-how-the-eu-killed-awdl" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.ditto.com/blog/cross-platform-p2p-wi-fi-how-the-eu-killed-awdl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WiFi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WiFi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwordbingo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#buzzwordbingo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/promotion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#promotion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🍝🇮🇹 In a bold move reminiscent of a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pasta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pasta</a> lover demanding gluten-free spaghetti, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Italy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Italy</a> insists <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Google</a> sprinkle some <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DNS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DNS</a> poison like parmesan over its internet 🌐. Meanwhile, Ars Technica continues to serve up articles no one asked for, with a side of tech jargon no one's hungry for. 🍝🔍 <a href="https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/italian-court-orders-google-to-block-iptv-pirate-sites-at-dns-level/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/italian-court-orders-google-to-block-iptv-pirate-sites-at-dns-level/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ArsTechnica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ArsTechnica</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, another brave dev discovering that tech jargon is a secret language designed to make them sound like an idiot at parties 🤦‍♂️. Who knew "Asus" was the Rosetta Stone of geekdom! Just remember, when in doubt, Google it—and hope your boss isn't watching 📱🎧. <a href="https://wonger.dev/posts/pronunciations" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://wonger.dev/posts/pronunciations</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/devlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#devlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/geekculture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#geekculture</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Googleit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Googleit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/partyfails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#partyfails</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsOh, look, someone tried to catalog the ever-expanding universe of AI dev tools—like herding digital cats with a PowerPoint presentation. 😹🔧 Spoiler alert: it's just a glorified list of overpriced, jargon-filled apps that promise to turn your half-baked code into... slightly less half-baked code. 💸💻 <a href="https://aicode.danvoronov.com/tools/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://aicode.danvoronov.com/tools/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AItools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AItools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cataloging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cataloging</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DigitalInnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DigitalInnovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OverpricedApps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OverpricedApps</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsWho knew configuring Azure Entra ID on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Keycloak" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Keycloak</a> was as thrilling as watching paint dry? 🎨🔧 The author bravely attempts to turn a maze of tech jargon into something understandable, but somehow manages to make watching grass grow sound more exhilarating. 🌱💤 <a href="https://blog.ght1pc9kc.fr/en/2023/configure-azure-entra-id-as-idp-on-keycloak/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.ght1pc9kc.fr/en/2023/configure-azure-entra-id-as-idp-on-keycloak/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AzureEntraID" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AzureEntraID</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CloudComputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CloudComputing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ITStruggles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ITStruggles</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Breaking news: Subsonic weapons now emit 429 errors to scatter crowds by confusing them with tech jargon! Apparently, Belgrade's finest have discovered the ultimate deterrent—overloading brains with developer API reminders. 🤖 Who knew crowd control was just a few "Too Many Requests" away? 😂 <a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1jcanva/bad_vibes_subsonic_weapon_used_on_the_crowd_in/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://old.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1jcanva/bad_vibes_subsonic_weapon_used_on_the_crowd_in/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SubsonicWeapons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SubsonicWeapons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CrowdControl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CrowdControl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Belgrade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Belgrade</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperAPI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DeveloperAPI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎵🚀 Behold the pinnacle of procrastination: a "web audio toy" that promises to revolutionize music with... springs? 🎸🌀 Dive into the depths of tech jargon as we simulate the sound of a thousand garage bands tuning up. 🤯🔧 But fear not, the code is available for those brave enough to explore this groundbreaking "research". 🙄👨‍💻 <a href="https://blog.cochlea.xyz/string.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.cochlea.xyz/string.html</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webaudio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webaudio</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musicinnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#musicinnovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/procrastination" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#procrastination</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/opencode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#opencode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsIn today's episode of "How to Make <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gibberish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gibberish</a> Sound Smart," we dive into an article that bravely attempts to bridge the vast chasm between <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/autoregressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#autoregressive</a> models and diffusion models with absolutely zero context 🧠🔍. Meanwhile, Hugging Face is here to remind us that no amount of tech jargon can hide the fact they're just as desperate for your money as your local neighborhood pyramid scheme 💸🎩. <a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/diffusionmodels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#diffusionmodels</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HuggingFace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HuggingFace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, yes, another "simple" guide to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LLMs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LLMs</a> that's only 19 minutes long, because who wouldn't want to drown in tech jargon for fun? 🤓🎉 Congrats on turning a blog into a full-blown novel about how every tech company and their grandmother is jumping on the AI bandwagon. 🚀📚 <a href="https://blog.oedemis.io/understanding-llms-a-simple-guide-to-large-language-models" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.oedemis.io/understanding-llms-a-simple-guide-to-large-language-models</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIRevolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AIRevolution</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BlogToNovel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BlogToNovel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀🔍 Wow, who knew you could cram so many buzzwords and acronyms into a single title? 🤯 The article is basically a word salad of tech jargon with a side of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> garnish, leaving you wondering if <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeepSeek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DeepSeek</a> is a new AI model or a hipster coffee blend. ☕️ <a href="https://github.com/intel/ipex-llm/blob/main/docs/mddocs/Quickstart/llamacpp_portable_zip_gpu_quickstart.md" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/intel/ipex-llm/blob/main/docs/mddocs/Quickstart/llamacpp_portable_zip_gpu_quickstart.md</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwordsalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#buzzwordsalad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AImodel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AImodel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 Breaking News: The Turing Award goes to... *drumroll*... a security block page! 🚫 Looks like the real genius here is <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cloudflare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cloudflare</a>, for outsmarting eager readers with their impenetrable wall of tech jargon and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CAPTCHA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CAPTCHA</a> tests. 🎭 Bravo, Cloudflare, you're the true winner of 2024! 🏆 <a href="https://awards.acm.org/about/2024-turing" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://awards.acm.org/about/2024-turing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TuringAward" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TuringAward</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SecurityTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SecurityTech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Genius2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Genius2024</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechJargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, the 🦄 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/utopia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#utopia</a> of "permacomputing" where computers just magically run on rainbows and good intentions. It's like someone took every buzzword from a liberal arts syllabus and fed it into a tech jargon generator. 🌱✨ Expecting <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anarchists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#anarchists</a> to power your server farm? Good luck with that! 🖥️😂 <a href="https://permacomputing.net/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://permacomputing.net/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/permacomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#permacomputing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#techjargon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/serverfarm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#serverfarm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

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