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@stux Sounds like Chief Wiggum is in trouble!
#simpsons #ChiefWiggum #policeofficer
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We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop.
I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
Tal persona ha dicho algo horrible, me voy a enfadar y compartir lo que me enfada.
¡No! Los tonto-papas y tonto-jedis o tonterías meloneras son para mantener algo o a alguien en tendencias o en el foco, ya sea para impulsar lo próximo que haga o para ignorar otra cosa.
"Para a los monstruos detener, esto es lo que debéis hacer, esto Paul Anka os asegura...a los monstruos no mirad." 
#algoritmo #algorithm #simpsons
☭ re: https://masto.ai/@truthaddictvt/114413111287988456
I argue that what a lot of people refer to as "modern Simpsons" is often a decade or more out of date, we’re seeing the show start to emerge from the Dark Age that followed the Golden Age, and if you dismiss everything as “modern / post-Golden Age” Simpsons then you’re missing out.
I got asked on Bluesky for a primer on recent Simpsons episodes with examples to check out for people who aren't autistic weirdos obsessed with the show like me. #simpsons
30 years ago, #MrBurns wanted to block the sun to sell more #nuclearenergy. Silly, but really not far off from the #oilindustry's goals.
#petroleum #oil #climatechange #solar #solarenergy #windenergy #nuclear #greenenergy #Simpsons #TheSimpsons
DING! DING! DING! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
In the third chapter of SODA & THE SINISTER SNATCH we meet care-giver Vadj Enphection and the wise Dr. Lubricious Slug, who embark on an epic quest to locate Vadj's golden, orange-dusted-diamond-encrusted bedpan. Read for free at #RoyalRoad via sifillis.com!
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But I You're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you?
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm here.
You flyboys, you crack me up.
But I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot.
And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!
Hi, I'm Alan.
I'm your copilot.
Yeah As a change of pace I'm gonna let you do most of the work. I think you're ready for it, Alan. And I'll just get us started.
We'll need that to live.
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I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion.
"Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness-" " Poorness" is underlined- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey navigated-" And it goes on like this.
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January I st. Better get goir on those taxes,
Neddie.
Hmm. Let's see. Cash register ink. Well, that's a business expense, isn't it? l- Oh, but, then, I do enjoy the smell of the stuff, don't I? Better not risk it.
Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine- and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.
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@rorystarr @kevinrns I only just realized the Rick Moranis was probably the model for Milhouse. Yes/No? #canada #simpsons
Vig Notaro as a Betting Site ad in the background of The Simpsons tonight is a genius multi-layered joke!
So it was the #Simpsons S20:E10 when it began to look ugly...
https://www.cracked.com/article_46285_no-middle-class-family-can-live-like-the-simpsons-anymore-census-shows.html “While the median income of families has risen, inequality means that fewer people have that amount of money.” #Simpsons #housing #inequality #shortage
Cracked.com · No Middle-Class Family Can Live Like ‘The Simpsons’ Anymore, Census ShowsNo more trips to Itchy & Scratchy Land
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Marge I want you to take care of yourself out there. You've become very dear to me.
Homie of course I will.
Mom if someone shot at the mayor, would you have to take the bullet?
I suppose I would.
What about a Coke machine?
No.
TV?
No.
TV with a picture of the mayor on it?
Whatever you do, we'll be proud of you.
Well, thank you, honey.
As long as it's constitutional.
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Ooh.
I don't feel so good.
Flanders, you gotta help me!
Well, sure, buddy.
I'd be happy to help out.
What can I do-diddly, do-diddly, doodily, diddly, doodily hoppity, hippity, hoppity, hippity, gooble, gobble, gooble, gooble, gabba, gabba, hey?
Huh?
Goo-goo-ga-joob?
Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Hey, mister.
Do you need some help?
Let him go, Ralph.
He knows what he's doing.
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