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45 Name an Hour<p>Circus Peanut President </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Alvaro Montoro<p>Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf (Gift Article)<br><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/opinion/larry-david-hitler-dinner.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Bk8.yVFo.RSKIAroTmNEo&amp;smid=url-share" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nytimes.com/2025/04/21/opinion</span><span class="invisible">/larry-david-hitler-dinner.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Bk8.yVFo.RSKIAroTmNEo&amp;smid=url-share</span></a></p><p><a href="https://front-end.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a></p>
Daily Twerk<p>Signal to upgrade security</p><p>The encrypted messaging service to block invites to discussions about war plans.<br>Even Nigerian millionaires are complaining.</p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/lifestyle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lifestyle</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/PeterHegseth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PeterHegseth</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>signal</span></a></p><p><a href="https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/signal-to-upgrade-security/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/sign</span><span class="invisible">al-to-upgrade-security/</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Pee-resident Dump </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Seize-her Geezer </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Anna Simpson<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@JesusEstrada" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>JesusEstrada</span></a></span> </p><p>Don't commit suicide for this and, above all, don't suicide me with you.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>books</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Elon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Elon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/milei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>milei</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/freedom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>freedom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/optimism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>optimism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>science</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mathematics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mathematics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Nothing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nothing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StaffMembers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StaffMembers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sign</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pictures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pictures</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/darkness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>darkness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deep</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ambient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ambient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/atmospheric" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>atmospheric</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/emotional" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>emotional</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/depression" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>depression</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rio</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/river" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>river</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Staatsmedium.de<p>Neue Geschäftsidee: Mann lutscht Nüsse aus Schokolade und verkauft sie bei Ebay</p><p>Klein-Isching (stm) – Ein Mann aus dem oberbayerischen Klein-Isching hat eine neue, innovative Geschäftsidee: Marc-Uwe Schneider lutscht die Nüsse aus Schokoladentafeln und v...</p><p>🔗 Die ganze Meldung auf: <a href="https://www.staatsmedium.de/wirtschaft/neue-geschaeftsidee-mann-lutscht-nuesse-aus-schokolade-und-verkauft-sie-bei-ebay/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">staatsmedium.de/wirtschaft/neu</span><span class="invisible">e-geschaeftsidee-mann-lutscht-nuesse-aus-schokolade-und-verkauft-sie-bei-ebay/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/staatsmedium" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>staatsmedium</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nachrichten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nachrichten</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nachricht" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nachricht</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/systempresse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>systempresse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Staatsmedium.deNeue Geschäftsidee: Mann lutscht Nüsse aus Schokolade und verkauft sie bei Ebay<br> <br> Klein-Isching (stm) – Ein Mann aus dem oberbayerischen Klein-Isching hat eine neue, innovative Geschäftsidee: Marc-Uwe Schneider lutscht die Nüsse aus Schokoladentafeln und verkauft diese dann abgepackt bei Ebay.<br> <br> 🔗 Die ganze Meldung auf: <a href="https://www.staatsmedium.de/wirtschaft/neue-geschaeftsidee-mann-lutscht-nuesse-aus-schokolade-und-verkauft-sie-bei-ebay/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.staatsmedium.de/wirtschaft/neue-geschaeftsidee-mann-lutscht-nuesse-aus-schokolade-und-verkauft-sie-bei-ebay/</a><br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/staatsmedium?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#staatsmedium</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/satire?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/nachrichten?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nachrichten</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/nachricht?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nachricht</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/systempresse?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#systempresse</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/meme?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/memes?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/humor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>
Tom Betoek 😎✝️<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EternalET" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EternalET</span></a> ? 003 – <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chain</span></a> ?? – <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sf</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/series" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>series</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> (?) ✝️⚖️🤍</p><p>"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Can" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Can</span></a> ... ???" ✝️⚖️🤍 -o-o- "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Earth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Earth</span></a> is a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Floor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floor</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Earthsflat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Earthsflat</span></a>?" ( "De <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aarde" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Aarde</span></a> is een <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Etage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Etage</span></a> van <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aardesflat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Aardesflat</span></a>?" ) -o-O- "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AbTandjes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AbTandjes</span></a> has been <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/missing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>missing</span></a> for decades. Some say he now is the island <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Texel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Texel</span></a>..." -o-O- "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElmwoodElohim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElmwoodElohim</span></a> are <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elementary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elementary</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wadsen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wadsen</span></a>... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wadsen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wadsen</span></a>...? Are you *<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/there" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>there</span></a>*...??" -o-O- "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoetsProphecy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoetsProphecy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dictates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dictates</span></a> that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Floor369" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floor369</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Floor666" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floor666</span></a> MUST *<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NEVER" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NEVER</span></a>*... 《<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TOOLATE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TOOLATE</span></a>》???" -o-O-…</p><p><a href="https://tombetoek.wordpress.com/2025/04/22/eternalet-003-chain-humor-comedy-sf-series-parody-satire-%e2%9c%9d%ef%b8%8f%e2%9a%96%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%a4%8d/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">tombetoek.wordpress.com/2025/0</span><span class="invisible">4/22/eternalet-003-chain-humor-comedy-sf-series-parody-satire-%e2%9c%9d%ef%b8%8f%e2%9a%96%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%a4%8d/</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Pee-resident Dump </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Pyrzout :vm:<p>Randall Munroe’s XKCD ‘de Sitter’ – Source: securityboulevard.com <a href="https://ciso2ciso.com/randall-munroes-xkcd-de-sitter-source-securityboulevard-com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">ciso2ciso.com/randall-munroes-</span><span class="invisible">xkcd-de-sitter-source-securityboulevard-com/</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/rssfeedpostgeneratorecho" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rssfeedpostgeneratorecho</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/SecurityBloggersNetwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SecurityBloggersNetwork</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/CyberSecurityNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CyberSecurityNews</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/SecurityBoulevard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SecurityBoulevard</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/RandallMunroe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandallMunroe</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://social.skynetcloud.site/tags/XKCD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>XKCD</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Donvict </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Coppertone Coward </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Seize-her Geezer </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Lawprofblawg<p>Breaking: Kristi Noem's purse returned with all her cash. Free with multiple built-in trackers!</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a></p>
LeftyLabourTechToronto<p>Mark Carney questions why struggling young Canadians not setting up offshore tax havens</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canada</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/canadaelection2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>canadaelection2025</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/04/mark-carney-questions-why-struggling-young-canadians-not-setting-up-offshore-tax-havens/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thebeaverton.com/2025/04/mark-</span><span class="invisible">carney-questions-why-struggling-young-canadians-not-setting-up-offshore-tax-havens/</span></a></p>
David August<p>(in thick southern accent, while pulling my suspenders away from my torso casually, and occasionally dabbing the sweat on my brow with a handkerchief)</p><p>Now I’m not fancy city lawyer, but do we know for sure that Secretary Noem didn’t plan that “purse theft,” as a way to drop sensitive information to an agent of the intelligence service of an adversary of the United States? </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a></p>
Jinjirrie 🐈‍⬛✅<p>Pope Felon moves to his new palace. No one expects the Don! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/imperialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>imperialism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoons</span></a></p>
Jinjirrie 🐈‍⬛✅<p>The Unstable Slavers' secret weapon. My cartoon today. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/imperialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>imperialism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoons</span></a></p>