BeePS<p>PIGMALEON
by Gorged Bernard Pshaw
A roughly sculpted statue of a boring, boorish boar is willed to life in human form by deplorable American citizens. The swine runs for U.S. president, wins, terrorizes the U.S., then sets its sights on world domination, but dies from swine flu before its dream is realized... because it had forgone getting vaccinated against swine flu. Sow depressing. Sad.
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