I lift up my heart to you, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and you will hear my morning prayer.
I praise your glorious name, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
We esteem the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for Quob was filled with the Holy Noodle and Quob Noodly Appendage; in faith let us implore Him:
Give us Your Noodly Appendage, Lord.
"4. Look your kindly on all who put their trust in us, fill them with every bodily and spiritual grace."
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
may everything we do begin with Your Noodly Appendage, and continue with your saving help.
Let our work always find its origin in you and through you reach completion.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
And with your spirit.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster
bless you, the Meatball
, the Sauce
, and the Holy Noodle
.
R’Amen
.
Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And give Quob thanks.
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