paul<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Shelfie" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Shelfie</span></a></span> </p><p>“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.” </p><p>the actual rules:</p><p>Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting</p><p>No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.</p><p>No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies</p><p>No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.</p><p>No illegal content</p><p>Do not share intentionally false or misleading information</p><p>No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.</p><p>my favorite people to follow:</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@donni" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>donni</span></a></span></p><p>Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@batkaren" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>batkaren</span></a></span></p><p>my mom fucked a bat</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HadasWeiss" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>HadasWeiss</span></a></span> </p><p>"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@Gogs" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Gogs</span></a></span></p><p>Your Occasional Adequacy</p><p>Very much just saying things, really.</p><p>
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://c.im/@partnumber2" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>partnumber2</span></a></span></p><p>A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
<br>Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.<br>If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎<br>Dum vivimus, vivamus</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@VeryBadLlama" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>VeryBadLlama</span></a></span> </p><p>Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Alice" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Alice</span></a></span></p><p>Mostly one-liners at my own expense</p><p>Awkward AF</p><p>Midwest to West Coast</p><p>Photos on Pixelfed: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Alice" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Alice</span></a></span></p><p>Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account. </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@LikeItOrLumpIt" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>LikeItOrLumpIt</span></a></span> </p><p>Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noindex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>noindex</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/nosearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nosearch</span></a></p><p>🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@LRRRonEarth" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>LRRRonEarth</span></a></span> </p><p>I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.</p><p>NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.</p><p>TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.</p><p>I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span></p><p>Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@MAJ1" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>MAJ1</span></a></span></p><p>Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022</p><p>Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.</p><p>Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.<br>Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.<br>Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.<br>Nullifidian</p><p><a href="https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa</span><span class="invisible">rty</span></a></p><p>Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.<br>Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ieji.de/@BlippyTheWonderSlug" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BlippyTheWonderSlug</span></a></span></p><p>Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.</p><p>⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️</p><p>Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.</p><p>--</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Bassist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bassist</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/EveryDayIsCaturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>EveryDayIsCaturday</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Audrey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Audrey</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PoultryCoroner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PoultryCoroner</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/RandomShoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RandomShoes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/BongSignal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BongSignal</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/GangsOfNovember" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GangsOfNovember</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/TheArtOfShitposting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheArtOfShitposting</span></a></p><p>Cats: <a href="https://beige.party/tags/YoshiOneEye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YoshiOneEye</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/EmmaPeel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>EmmaPeel</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PussyGalore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PussyGalore</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/HarleyQuinn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HarleyQuinn</span></a><br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/NotOurCat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotOurCat</span></a>: <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Humba" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humba</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Zardoz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Zardoz</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Franz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Franz</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/@tobestewart" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>tobestewart</span></a></span></p><p>Somethng s mssng from your lfe<br><a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span></p><p>Hi, I'm Ben.</p><p>I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.</p><p>I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.</p><p>🌱</p><p>He/Him</p><p>📷 <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span></p><p>Want to buy me a coffee? <a href="https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Psst ...wanna see some toots?... <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke</span><span class="invisible">y@beige.party</span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fedi22</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@maxleibman" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>maxleibman</span></a></span></p><p>Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.</p><p>Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span></p><p>Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.</p><p>The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms</span><span class="invisible">tdn.social</span></a></p><p>Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Suzdal92" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Suzdal92</span></a></span></p><p>NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine
*Fuck the GOP
*Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.world/@MamasPinkyToe" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>MamasPinkyToe</span></a></span></p><p>I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@wendinoakland" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>wendinoakland</span></a></span></p><p>Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/SlavaUkraini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkraini</span></a> 🇺🇦 <a href="https://beige.party/tags/BLM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BLM</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/NAFO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NAFO</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nobridge</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/guillotinis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>guillotinis</span></a>🍸</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@xinicit" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>xinicit</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Sober" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sober</span></a> guy living outside of the Greater <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Houston" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Houston</span></a> Area. I still miss Rock 101.<br>
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell.
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
<a href="https://justmytoots.com/xinicit@floe.e" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">justmytoots.com/xinicit@floe.e</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Neat_hot" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Neat_hot</span></a></span></p><p>Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://autistics.life/@Uair" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Uair</span></a></span></p><p>I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.</p><p>I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.</p><p>I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@grayfinger" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>grayfinger</span></a></span></p><p>Wee Archibald Mouse, III</p><p>Photos (nature, street, artsy)</p><p>Jokey, banal commentary.</p><p>Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.</p><p>Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.</p><p>All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0</p>