@lclarke522
@donni
Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
@batkaren
my mom fucked a bat
@HadasWeiss
dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once
no rude posts
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
@Livingmarble
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
Writer/Editor at The Beaverton
Vancouver, Canada
I'm mostly on Bluesky
@Gogs
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to
@partnumber2
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested ![:sunglasses: 😎](/emoji/1f60e.svg)
Dum vivimus, vivamus
@VeryBadLlama
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.
@the_anastasia
That girl...you know the one...
linktr.ee/the_anastasia
@Alice
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
@ElleGray
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
https://ko-fi.com/elleg
#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry
@LikeItOrLumpIt
BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE
SEROTONYMPH
Your Source for StupiToots©
#NewYork
#Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex
Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol ![:no_entry_sign: 🚫](/emoji/1f6ab.svg)
**Pink Sparkle**
@LRRRonEarth
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
@Kierkegaanks
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
@MAJ1
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe
@healyn
Hi! I'm healyn. You may remember me from such instances as mastodon.social
He/Him
@BlippyTheWonderSlug
Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
Potty mouth.
![:warning: ⚠️](/emoji/26a0.svg)
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz
@tobestewart
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1
@TheBreadmonkey
Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
![:seedling: 🌱](/emoji/1f331.svg)
He/Him
@TheBreadmonkey
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party