https://youtu.be/n_WHxN1TnnE?si=W3ORKpv_e1fcAlvJ
QI Learns #Klingon | #QI and #Esperanto
note, the "fact" Stephen mentions that Esperanto has only 1000 words is probably referring to Zamonhof's original publication about the language over 100 years ago. Esperanto dictionaries have way more than 1000 words today.
A coup was attempted to over throw the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. 
DeS nIHwIj Darur. vay' vIbuSHa' mu'mey Doy'. mataHmeH maSachnIS. 
Did... Did you just... In Klingon... 
Are... Are you sure about this? 
SuvmeH 'ej charghmeH bogh tlhInganpu'! 
I understand you're born to fight and conquer, but that dildo is three feet long! 
'Iw bIQtIqDaq jIjaH... 
I'm not sure "traveling the river of blood" is an appropriate way to describe period sex. 
Ooooooooh my god yes! 
yIQeqQo' neH. DoS yIqIp! 
You're right... I'm sorry I missed your face and got most of it on the floor... 
Oh no you don't! 
butlh ghajbogh nuv'e' yIHo! 
Admiring the person with dirt under their fingernails does NOT apply to lesbian sex. Now go clip them short and thoroughly wash them! 
... Okay 
I can't believe you just did that! 
eH lugh charghwI'! 
I think you meant "the CUSTOMER is always right" and either way that isn't an excuse to sucker punch the manager! 
Wanna come to a glory hole place with me? 
A true Klingon warrior knows every hole is a chance for glory!
Oh come on! 
QongDaqDaq Qotbe' tlhInganpu'!
I don't think "Klingons do not lie in bed" applies here!
Note to all would-be #Klingon messiah cultists: when you find your messiah, make sure she's actually a Klingon first, *then* blow up your own ship. 
Sin duda, os habréis encontrado con la necesidad de tener que gritar en Klingon expresiones como:
“¡Calla!”
“¿Dónde está el lavabo?”
o exclamaciones en situaciones más tensionadas como:
“¡Tu madre tiene la frente lisa!” (grave insulto, no lo digáis)
“¡Hoy es un buen día para morir!”
No busquéis más. El Instituto de la Lengua Klingon tiene una página para aprender todas estas frases, necesarias en la vida diaria:
Worf discovers a piece of ancient terran literature titled "Warrior Cats" and decides to read it for obvious reasons. While it was not what the klingon was expecting, he ends up voraciously reading the entire series anyways. He writes a 15 chapter fanfic about a warrior clan of grishnar on Qo'noS. He never tells a soul.
On the off chance any of my Trekkie followers on here might wanna read a mini fic (just two pages long) about a unique example of the Klingon warrior spirit...
I was suddenly inspired and wrote this tonight, and I'd love to see what people think!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16wztrDeyiq3JFlx-smMZ563Yrhp46VKhphNcRv1nj-E/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, when I first watched this #StarTrek episode as a kid, I wasn’t really impressed. But the older I got, the more I grew to appreciate it. What do you think? Leave a like, comment, and follow!
@KlingonPop I have been told you might be able to help me with my quest to find someone to help me translate "Let's Go Wild" (re: Minnesota Wild) into #Klingon.
Is this something you would be willing/able to do?
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