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🦠Toxic Flange (Gurjeet)🔬⚱️🌚Ooh what a good job description. “I turn my tpyos into (code|infrastructure|regex|policy)” Yes I know what I put in.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/vibecoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vibecoding</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a>

Danny Boling ☮️PICK YOUR JOKE! 🙃 "...lead pollution had cost Americans approximately a collective 824 million IQ points.":l1: And they all belonged to trump.** OR **:l2: The AP says trump got 77,234,710 votes so, just for the hell of it, if we only counted his voters, that works out to about 3.1 IQ points each — about a third of what they started with. <a href="https://www.popsci.com/health/lead-exposure-mental-illness/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.popsci.com/health/lead-exposure-mental-illness/</a> Childhood <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/LeadedGasoline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LeadedGasoline</a> exposure damaged <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Americans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Americans</a>’ <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MentalHealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MentalHealth</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USA</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Election2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Election2024</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/IAmDB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#IAmDB</a>

PJ CoffeyIf USA is so good...

Ken WeberI'm not a surfing expert... but shouldn't the board be UNDER his feet? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/2024ParisOlympics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#2024ParisOlympics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Surfing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Surfing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a>

Trivial EinsteinAll politicians are not basically the same. Some of them are brain-numbingly horrible and some of them are merely awful. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/SortOf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SortOf</a>

ospalh<a href="https://mastodon.social/@gknauss" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@gknauss</a> All these units for just one thing. stone of beef barrel of petrol wine gallon shit tonSomehow i can’t find a proper definition for the last one, tho. <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/units" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#units</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/HaHoOnlySerious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HaHoOnlySerious</a>

0ddj0bb<a href="https://federate.social/@mattblaze" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mattblaze</a> omg airforce1 must have had a cyber incident for it to have leaked its location information!<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Satire</a>

ospalh<a href="https://bark.lgbt/@rail_" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@rail_</a> I just put my »Physics of Semiconductor Devices« back on the shelf, but i just got it back. That is quite simple, just read chapter 14<a href="https://chaos.social/tags/Sze" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sze</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/Semiconductors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Semiconductors</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a>

Cleo of Topless TopicsApparently it's <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/bisexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bisexual</a> week? I feel like I should go kiss a girl to prove I'm not straight.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/queer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#queer</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/gay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gay</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/lesbian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lesbian</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/lgbt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lgbt</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/itsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsAJoke</a> because I have to deal with <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/biErasure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#biErasure</a> because obviously if I'm married to a man, I can't REALLY be gay. 🙃

R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@elb" class="u-url mention">@elb</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/AmateurRadio" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AmateurRadio</a> operators: "So, you replied 'IIIII'??"<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/MorseCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MorseCode</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ItsAJoke</a>

Kerry Mitchell 🍁<a href="https://beige.party/@talia_christine" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@talia_christine</a> My advice to Mastodon’s humour writers is to look out at your audience and imagine that they’re German. Only the most telegraphed jokes are going to hit. Maybe hashtag it as well. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a>

Mark McCaughreanBusted 🙀The Dutch undercover wielrennerpolitie (race cycling police) came to my house this afternoon, saying they had received reports of a middle-aged man in Lycra with less than perfectly locked-in cycling shoes when pedalling 🩴They insisted on inspecting my cleats 😬My punishment? Replacements to be fitted immediately & increased kilometres to be ridden despite the current windy conditions 💨🚴‍♂️I think Tigger snitched on me 😼<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OnlyInTheNetherlands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OnlyInTheNetherlands</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CyclingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CyclingLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a> 😛

DenisaurusRexI’ve been in <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/hospital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hospital</a> for so long now, and am in such a state of mind, that I actually miss <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Figma" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Figma</a>. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/kindof" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kindof</a> 🙂

[𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚢𝚜𝟷@~/𝚜𝚛𝚌]$:blinking_cursor:My <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/4yo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#4yo</a> has a favorite cereal bowl, and won't eat breakfast out of any others if this one is unwashed.Like and follow for this and other money-saving tips<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/itgetsthemtodothedishes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itgetsthemtodothedishes</a>

SkyI've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YesIKnowWhatItMeans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YesIKnowWhatItMeans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a>

Pick Nick 🇨🇦 (Nasty AF)<a href="https://mastodon.social/@mmasnick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mmasnick</a> The two can be exclusive? <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a>

Mother Suspiria :autism:Happy Saturday! Have a good one <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/HorrorFam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HorrorFam</a><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/vampire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vampire</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/HorrorFamily" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HorrorFamily</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/MotherSuspiriasAfternoonMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MotherSuspiriasAfternoonMeme</a>

John Mark :blobcatverified: ☑️Our current AI focus is clearly misplaced. At this rate, Republicans will never pass the Turing test.<a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a> <a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/sortof" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sortof</a> <a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/republicans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#republicans</a> <a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ai</a> <a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#politics</a>

Willow T Squirrel52 Clutter Free Gift Ideas <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/zerowastegifts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#zerowastegifts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/itsajoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#itsajoke</a>

Doc Edward Morbius ⭕<a href="https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@pluralistic</a> To be fair, it was named after their dog.Wirefraud.<a href="https://toot.cat/tags/ItsAJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ItsAJoke</a>

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