anneeroper<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.ie/@Ciara" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Ciara</span></a></span> After exhaustive research, I have discovered (with ample evidence to validate) that <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/BrusselSprouts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BrusselSprouts</span></a> are the sulphurous excreta of diabolical, gnomic, elfin crathurs (aka creatures) from Flemishland used to propagate delusions of <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a> culinary delight never quite warranted. <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Eurrerrhghghgh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Eurrerrhghghgh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/vom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vom</span></a> 🤢 🤢 😂</p>