paul<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://gardenstate.social/@lclarke522" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>lclarke522</span></a></span> </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@donni" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@batkaren" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>batkaren</span></a></span> </p><p>my mom fucked a bat</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HadasWeiss" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>HadasWeiss</span></a></span> </p><p>dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once</p><p>no rude posts</p><p>"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://bbq.snoot.com/@Livingmarble" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Livingmarble</span></a></span> </p><p>Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase<br>Writer/Editor at The Beaverton<br>Vancouver, Canada<br>I'm mostly on Bluesky</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@Gogs" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Gogs</span></a></span> </p><p>Your Occasional Adequacy</p><p>Very much just saying things, really.</p><p>
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://c.im/@partnumber2" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>partnumber2</span></a></span> </p><p>A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
<br>Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.<br>If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎<br>Dum vivimus, vivamus</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@VeryBadLlama" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>VeryBadLlama</span></a></span> </p><p>Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@the_anastasia" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>the_anastasia</span></a></span> <br>That girl...you know the one...
linktr.ee/the_anastasia</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Alice" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Alice</span></a></span></p><p>Mostly one-liners at my own expense</p><p>Awkward AF</p><p>Midwest to West Coast</p><p>Photos on Pixelfed: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Alice" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Alice</span></a></span></p><p>Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account. </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ElleGray</span></a></span> </p><p>researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting</p><p><a href="https://ko-fi.com/elleg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ko-fi.com/elleg</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/literature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>literature</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reading</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dance</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>science</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/oceans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oceans</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/whales" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>whales</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ChildrensRights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChildrensRights</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/adventure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adventure</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/surfing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>surfing</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/novels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>novels</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a> </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@LikeItOrLumpIt" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>LikeItOrLumpIt</span></a></span> </p><p>✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ <a href="https://beige.party/tags/NewYork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewYork</span></a> 🗽 <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Syracuse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Syracuse</span></a> Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 <a href="https://beige.party/tags/nosearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nosearch</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noindex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>noindex</span></a></p><p>🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫</p><p>**Pink Sparkle**</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@LRRRonEarth" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>LRRRonEarth</span></a></span> </p><p>I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.</p><p>NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.</p><p>TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.</p><p>I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span> </p><p>Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@MAJ1" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MAJ1</span></a></span> </p><p>Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022</p><p>Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.</p><p>Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.<br>Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.<br>Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.<br>Nullifidian</p><p><a href="https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa</span><span class="invisible">rty</span></a></p><p>Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.<br>Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://normal.style/@healyn" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>healyn</span></a></span></p><p>Hi! I'm healyn. You may remember me from such instances as mastodon.social</p><p>He/Him</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ieji.de/@BlippyTheWonderSlug" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>BlippyTheWonderSlug</span></a></span></p><p>Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.</p><p>⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️</p><p>Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.</p><p>--</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Bassist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bassist</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/EveryDayIsCaturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EveryDayIsCaturday</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Audrey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Audrey</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PoultryCoroner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoultryCoroner</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/RandomShoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomShoes</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/BongSignal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BongSignal</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/GangsOfNovember" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GangsOfNovember</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/TheArtOfShitposting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheArtOfShitposting</span></a></p><p>Cats: <a href="https://beige.party/tags/YoshiOneEye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YoshiOneEye</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/EmmaPeel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EmmaPeel</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PussyGalore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PussyGalore</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/HarleyQuinn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HarleyQuinn</span></a><br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/NotOurCat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotOurCat</span></a>: <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Humba" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humba</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Zardoz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Zardoz</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Franz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Franz</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/@tobestewart" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>tobestewart</span></a></span> </p><p>Somethng s mssng from your lfe<br><a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> </p><p>Hi, I'm Ben.</p><p>I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.</p><p>I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.</p><p>🌱</p><p>He/Him</p><p>📷 <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span></p><p>Want to buy me a coffee? <a href="https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Psst ...wanna see some toots?... <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke</span><span class="invisible">y@beige.party</span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fedi22</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@maxleibman" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>maxleibman</span></a></span> </p><p>Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.</p><p>Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.</p>