🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)<p>Dear Fediverse,</p><p>I need some help to survive in this capitalist dystopia, which means I need money :neocat_laugh_sweat: Specifically I'm looking for a fulfilling position focused on helping disadvantaged folx. Although one that pays well and isn't evil would do in a pinch 💁♀️</p><p>Many of y'all know me and what I stand for, but here's the pitch anyway:</p><p>What I offer:<br>- like 15 years working with uncomfortably large data<br>- experience as head of data, head of analytics, sr. manager of data science, and sr. analyst across several industries (primarily gaming, but also fintech, construction, AI, and B2B/B2C/C2C marketplaces)<br>- skills in SQL, Python, statistics, psychology, management, data science, data privacy, research, roguelikes, and other useful things<br>- a unique blend of work and education history that make me really good at predicting how people react to things</p><p>What I need:<br>- a full-time, salaried position paying $200k+ USD (with flexible time off)<br>- remote work (but I'm fine occasionally visiting a Seattle-based office)</p><p>What I prefer:<br>- working on novel projects, for organizations that make humanity better in a tangible way<br>- working with departments like trust & safety, fraud-prevention, user experience, or R&D<br>- not working for departments like sales & marketing</p><p>Finally, thank you all for being amazing and supportive 💝 💝 I'm so lucky to have the friends and contacts I've made here, and I really appreciate any help you can give.</p><p>(You can also just throw money at me if you want 💁♀️ buymeacoffee.com/alice.watson)</p><p><a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/GetFediHired" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GetFediHired</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/LFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LFW</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/LookingForWork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LookingForWork</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/Data" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Data</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/Analytics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Analytics</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/DataPrivacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DataPrivacy</span></a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/PleaseBoost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PleaseBoost</span></a></p>