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N-gated Hacker News🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍 <a href="https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techabstraction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techabstraction</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/typesafedsl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#typesafedsl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codingjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/complexityoverload" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#complexityoverload</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

outsidecontext 🇺🇦🕊️MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#CodingJokes</a> on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.<a href="https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb/issues" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb/issues</a>

Dev LeaderA guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers. ... .. . The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperJokes</a>

Dev LeaderWriting TODO comments in your code ... .. . just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

Dev LeaderBeing a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev... ... .. . and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* tool that promises to do all the work for you. Superglue writes its own code? 😂 More like a toddler scribbling on the walls and calling it art! Good luck trusting your precious APIs to the silicon equivalent of a monkey with a typewriter. 🔧🔍 <a href="https://github.com/superglue-ai/superglue" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/superglue-ai/superglue</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/revolutionarytool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#revolutionarytool</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIcoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIcoding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codingjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

Dev LeaderWhat's a programmer's favorite musical note? ... .. . C#.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

Dev LeaderWhy did the programmer quit his job? ... .. . He didn't get arrays.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechComedy</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

Dev LeaderHow do programmers like their coffee? ... .. . Strong, like their typing systems.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhy are assembly programmers always wet? ... .. . They work below C-level.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhy do programmers hate nature? ... .. . It has too many bugs.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhy did the web developer argue with their personal trainer? ... .. . Too many cookies.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

Dev LeaderAlways remember that you'll never have failing tests in your code ... .. . if you never write any tests in the first place<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperHumor</a>

Dev LeaderRoses are red, violets are blue ... .. . You're missing a semi colon on line 32<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

Dev LeaderWhy was the programmer dumped by their partner? ... .. . They had git commitment issues.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhere do computers go to dance? ... .. . The disk-O.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperJokes</a>

Dev LeaderWho is a computer’s favorite singer? ... .. . A Dell.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperHumor</a>

Dev LeaderIf Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer… ... .. . Oh wait, he does.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechComedy</a>

Dev LeaderWhy did the functions stop calling each other ... .. . They had constant arguments.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerHumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhat's a pirate's favorite programming language? ... .. . R!<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a>

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