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N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 "I constructed a digital fortune-teller for Wall Street" 🤖—said every coder ever who believed GitHub Copilot would make them the next Warren Buffett. Just another day in the life of someone mistaking a few lines of code for a crystal ball. 💼📉<br><a href="https://github.com/lastmile-ai/mcp-agent/tree/main/examples/usecases/mcp_realtor_agent" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/lastmile-ai/mcp-age</span><span class="invisible">nt/tree/main/examples/usecases/mcp_realtor_agent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/digitalfortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>digitalfortune</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/teller" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>teller</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHubCopilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHubCopilot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WallStreet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WallStreet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techtrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techtrends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>finance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor<p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scrum</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scrumteam</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dev</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>developer</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/codeissues" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codeissues</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmer</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminghumor</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a></p>
Hacker News<p>What the Fuck Python</p><p><a href="https://colab.research.google.com/github/satwikkansal/wtfpython/blob/master/irrelevant/wtf.ipynb" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">colab.research.google.com/gith</span><span class="invisible">ub/satwikkansal/wtfpython/blob/master/irrelevant/wtf.ipynb</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WhatTheFuckPython" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WhatTheFuckPython</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PythonProgramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PythonProgramming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperLife</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>cppyy: It's the magical fairy dust that promises to make <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Python" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Python</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/C" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>C</span></a>++ BFFs forever, but requires a PhD in obscure <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bindings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bindings</span></a> and a decade of free time to understand. 🧙‍♂️✨ Why waste a minute on actual coding when you can spend hours deciphering changelogs and installation guides? 🤔📚<br><a href="https://cppyy.readthedocs.io/en/latest/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">cppyy.readthedocs.io/en/latest/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cppyy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cppyy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🐍 Oh, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pythonistas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pythonistas</span></a> are at it again, dreaming of a utopia where dictionaries unpack themselves like clowns from a tiny car 🎪. Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> wants you to believe that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> can write your code—surprise, it can't save you from your spaghetti logic 🍝.<br><a href="https://github.com/asottile/dict-unpacking-at-home" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/asottile/dict-unpac</span><span class="invisible">king-at-home</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaghettiLogic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpaghettiLogic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚨 Oh no! A programmer discovered a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bug" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bug</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenZFS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OpenZFS</span></a> that might unleash chaos upon the universe... except it didn't, and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Rust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Rust</span></a> didn't save the day either. 🐛 Looks like "despair labs" is now open for business, offering free lessons in overdramatizing code fixes! 😂<br><a href="https://despairlabs.com/blog/posts/2025-07-10-an-openzfs-bug-and-the-humans-that-made-it/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">despairlabs.com/blog/posts/202</span><span class="invisible">5-07-10-an-openzfs-bug-and-the-humans-that-made-it/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DespairLabs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DespairLabs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechDrama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechDrama</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🤖🧠 Oh, glorious day! Just what the world needed: Yet Another Tiny Autograd Engine™—because lord knows we can't survive without two classes and six functions to keep us warm at night. 🎉🔧 Who needs robust, feature-rich libraries when we can marvel at <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microjax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Microjax</span></a>, the ultimate in minimalist coding? 🚀✨<br><a href="https://github.com/joelburget/microjax" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/joelburget/microjax</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TinyAutogradEngine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TinyAutogradEngine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MinimalistCoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MinimalistCoding</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechInnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechInnovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉🎉 Behold, the latest <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>innovation</span></a> in programming education: fixing someone else's broken code to learn a language no one uses! 🙄 With a whopping 98.7% <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Zig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Zig</span></a> and 1.3% <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Shell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shell</span></a>, you too can master the art of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debugging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>debugging</span></a> irrelevant scripts—a skill as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🍫☕<br><a href="https://codeberg.org/ziglings/exercises" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">codeberg.org/ziglings/exercises</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programmingeducation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingeducation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>So, we're reading about Max, the "real" programmer who's dedicated to maintaining a software project used by... just himself. 😂 He finally slapped a password on his glorified personal diary because apparently, he was worried someone might actually care. 🤣<br><a href="https://incoherency.co.uk/blog/stories/the-story-of-max.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">incoherency.co.uk/blog/stories</span><span class="invisible">/the-story-of-max.html</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MaxTheProgrammer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaxTheProgrammer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareDiaries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDiaries</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoloDev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SoloDev</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PasswordProtect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PasswordProtect</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Congrats on trading your shiny 🍏 MacBook for a budget-friendly, fridge-magnet-worthy Ampere Altra! 🤓 Because nothing screams "developer chic" like bragging about your quest for a 64k page size on a discount motherboard. 😅 Keep those random mumblings coming! 📡<br><a href="https://marcin.juszkiewicz.com.pl/2025/06/27/bought-myself-an-ampere-altra-system/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">marcin.juszkiewicz.com.pl/2025</span><span class="invisible">/06/27/bought-myself-an-ampere-altra-system/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerchic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>developerchic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/budgetfriendly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>budgetfriendly</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techtrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techtrends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AmpereAltra" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AmpereAltra</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MacBooktrade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MacBooktrade</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Brian Greenberg :verified:<p>Stand up meetings... 😂 </p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>devmemes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/programmingmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingmemes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/softwareengineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>softwareengineer</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>devlife</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>developers</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/techmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techmemes</span></a></p>
Brian Greenberg :verified:<p>Tech Debt v. Feature </p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>devlife</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>devmemes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/programmingmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingmeme</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/techmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techmemes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/softwaredeveloper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredeveloper</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/computerscience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>computerscience</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/developerslife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>developerslife</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/agile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>agile</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Professional coder reveals shocker: AI tools can't replace his artisanal debugging rituals 🧙‍♂️. Apparently, the future of programming involves avoiding the terrifying possibility of a machine writing "Hello World" more efficiently than a human 💻🤯.<br><a href="https://blog.miguelgrinberg.com/post/why-generative-ai-coding-tools-and-agents-do-not-work-for-me" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.miguelgrinberg.com/post/w</span><span class="invisible">hy-generative-ai-coding-tools-and-agents-do-not-work-for-me</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/breakingnews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>breakingnews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artisanaldebugging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>artisanaldebugging</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AItools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AItools</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humanprogramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humanprogramming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Chronic Illness Humor Funny<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>haha</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hospitalhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hospitalhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codingmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codingmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hospitalmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hospitalmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/medicalmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>medicalmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chronicillnesshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chronicillnesshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chronicillnessmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chronicillnessmemes</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎨💻 Behold, the revolutionary library of bubble-shaped icons to elevate your developer street cred! Because, clearly, your coding prowess is defined by the cuteness of your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/README" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>README</span></a>. 🙄✨<br><a href="https://github.com/YuheshPandian/ICONIC" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/YuheshPandian/ICONIC</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bubbleicons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bubbleicons</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developercred" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>developercred</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/designtrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>designtrends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>📝 Ah, yes, because the world clearly needed a comprehensive guide on YSH syntax highlighting... 🙄 Three <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/algorithms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>algorithms</span></a> for those who truly believe their code editor should have more personality than they do. Spoiler: It's like choosing between listening to paint dry, watching grass grow, or a thrilling game of rock-paper-scissors. 🎨💤<br><a href="https://codeberg.org/oils/oils.vim/src/branch/main/doc/algorithms.md" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">codeberg.org/oils/oils.vim/src</span><span class="invisible">/branch/main/doc/algorithms.md</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YSHsyntaxHighlighting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YSHsyntaxHighlighting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codeeditor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codeeditor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Winbuzzer<p>GitHub's Billionth Repo Is Literally 'Shit', And It's Perfect</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OpenSource</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Developer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShitRepo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShitRepo</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p><p><a href="https://winbuzzer.com/2025/06/12/githubs-billionth-repo-is-literally-shit-and-its-perfect-xcxwbn/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">winbuzzer.com/2025/06/12/githu</span><span class="invisible">bs-billionth-repo-is-literally-shit-and-its-perfect-xcxwbn/</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Wow, a billion GitHub repos! 🎊 Because what the world really needed was yet another half-baked "Hello World" clone. 🤖 Meanwhile, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Copilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Copilot</span></a> stands by, ready to help you redefine "efficient" coding by writing bugs faster than you can say "merge conflict." 🚀<br><a href="https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/1" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/</span><span class="invisible">issues/1</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHubRepos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHubRepos</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, yes, because nothing screams "healthy relationship" quite like needing C to talk to your spouse. 💑💻 Finally, a groundbreaking solution for those who find Python far too convenient and prefer the thrill of turning a quick script into a multi-step ordeal. 🌪️🥴<br><a href="https://www.netfort.gr.jp/~dancer/software/binfmtc.html.en" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">netfort.gr.jp/~dancer/software</span><span class="invisible">/binfmtc.html.en</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/healthyrelationship" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>healthyrelationship</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programminglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminglife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techstruggles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techstruggles</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scriptadventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scriptadventures</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>In a shocking revelation 😱, a tech dinosaur 🦖 discovers that younger web developers have never heard of the legendary &lt;blink&gt; and &lt;marquee&gt; tags. Apparently, history isn't taught in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HTML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HTML</span></a> classes anymore. Who knew those <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/relics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>relics</span></a> weren't museum exhibits yet? 😂<br><a href="https://danq.me/2020/11/11/blink-and-marquee/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">danq.me/2020/11/11/blink-and-m</span><span class="invisible">arquee/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhistory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techhistory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webdevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>webdevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nostalgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nostalgia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>