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Blä. Missed the top of the hour again.
Oh, well. I trust y'all went ahead without me. Y'all are grown ass adults, you don't need me to light your bong.
I'll just play catch-up.
I've told myself over and over that I'll try to read instead of getting high when I'm bored, but I only seem to remember when I'm high 
Naturally, blasphemy has been done as I posted the thread. *burp*
#RoundSideDown
A bit late for the top of the hour, but I can play catch-up. #BongSignal
Poopysocks. @bigben is down.
I know it's early.
Still.
Challenge accepted! 
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt #WakeAndBake #MorningGlory
All the east coast stuff is done and sent off. ( I'm good at what I do) I can fuck off until the west coast opens up in just under two hours.
It's a bit late to flash the #BongSignal, but I'ma go out and bubble. You're welcome to join me - in your own time/space bubble, or even here if you're close enough.
@bigben is late.
Challenge accepted!
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Finished with shopping, chillin' at the broken down Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey fountain.
I just missed the top of the hour. Oh, well. Y'all are grown ass adults. You don't need me to light your bong.
Pardon me while I play catch-up.
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
I ran my errands, and nothing of note happened, except...
As the top of the hour chimed, I happened to be passing house #69.
I take this as an omen.
PS Its 420 somewhere. #BongSignal
Wow I'm really high right now.
Missed the top of the hour. Oh well.
@kaybee335 I've been slackin' on that.
I mean, my own smoking schedule aligns closely with the top of the hour, but sometimes I'll be tootling about, or I'll forget, or it's later than 5 minutes after...
Anyway, that's what #BongSignal is for. A worldwide communal smoke session. Each in our own time, each in our own space, yet somehow together.
I suppose I could (have someone) write a bot to do it, but it ain't the same. I'm a hands on kinda guy.
@BlippyTheWonderSlug I'll just have to join you virtually when the #BongSignal chimes next! 
Then I didn't hit SEND on the #BongSignal, and it's a bit late now. (I give myself a 5 minute window)
Oh well. I trust y'all went ahead anyway. I did. 
You're grown ass adults; you don't need me to light your bong.
I thought I was having a senior moment, but it looks like @bigben skipped a beat.
Oh, well.
(Belated)
#BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
MONDAY NIGHT AT THE RACES
Many Aussies start to stir in their sleep
Many Euros contemplate bed
Merkins celebrate Labor Day
Me? I'll have another bong hit
*choked voice*
Sending inappropriate energy to all
*cough* 
The thoughts that run all thru my head
I should be spanked and sent to bed
