N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Breaking news: Writers don't make money! 💸 In a shocking turn of events, an author reveals that her advance doesn't cover her avocado toast habit. 📚 Clearly, the publishing industry is in cahoots with the Ramen noodle cartel. 🍜<br><a href="https://kristie-de-garis.ghost.io/published-doesnt-mean-paid/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">kristie-de-garis.ghost.io/publ</span><span class="invisible">ished-doesnt-mean-paid/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WritersIncome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritersIncome</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PublishingIndustry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PublishingIndustry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RamenNoodles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RamenNoodles</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShockingRevelation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShockingRevelation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
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Daniel Hope<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/AvocadoToast?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AvocadoToast</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Food?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Food</a>
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<a href="https://luzeed.org/discover/tags/OutOfTheCup?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OutOfTheCup</a> <a href="https://luzeed.org/discover/tags/AvocadoToast?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AvocadoToast</a>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Ah, the riveting saga of predicting Python questions on Stack Overflow. 🙄 Spoiler alert: Python remains popular! Who would've guessed? 🤔 Next up, predicting the rise and fall of avocado toast on Instagram. 🥑📈<br><a href="https://win-vector.com/2025/03/14/changing-forecasts-for-python-on-stack-overflow/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">win-vector.com/2025/03/14/chan</span><span class="invisible">ging-forecasts-for-python-on-stack-overflow/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PythonPopularity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PythonPopularity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StackOverflow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StackOverflow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SocialMedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SocialMedia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Abby Marlow<p>Start your day with this quick, healthy avocado toast with egg recipe! 🥑🍞 Packed with healthy fats & protein. Check out the full recipe now! <br><a href="https://abbysrecipes.com/simple-avocado-toast-with-egg-recipe/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">abbysrecipes.com/simple-avocad</span><span class="invisible">o-toast-with-egg-recipe/</span></a></p><p> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HealthyBreakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HealthyBreakfast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuickRecipe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuickRecipe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Food</span></a></p>
Carson Hill 📎<p>Avocado toast with sauteed oyster mushrooms. Homemade sourdough is the way. Did <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/breakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>breakfast</span></a> right this morning.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/avocadotoast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadotoast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vegetarian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vegetarian</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oystermushrooms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oystermushrooms</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/foodporn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>foodporn</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cooking</span></a></p>
Impish4249<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.world/@maddad" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>maddad</span></a></span> </p><p>I really hate that thought but it's hard to refute.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CEO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CEO</span></a> total pay as a multiple of frontline worker pay is insanely high. When workers complain they're told to cut back on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/avocadotoast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadotoast</span></a>. The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/minimumwage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minimumwage</span></a> that let my divorced mother raise 2 sons in a 2 bedroom house will barely keep a single person in a studio apartment.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/homelessness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homelessness</span></a> is at a high and now, in many places, being unhomed is, effectively, illegal.</p><p>To say that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/greed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>greed</span></a> is the problem is overly kind.</p>
Lighthouse News Network<p>JD Vance Becomes First Millennial VP; White House Staff Braces for Mandatory Avocado Toast Mondays <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MillennialVicePresident" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MillennialVicePresident</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoliticalSatire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoliticalSatire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jd-vance-becomes-first-millennial-vp-white-house-staff-braces-for-mandatory-avocado-toast-mondays/?feed_id=13490&_unique_id=678ebb6eb46b3" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jd-v</span><span class="invisible">ance-becomes-first-millennial-vp-white-house-staff-braces-for-mandatory-avocado-toast-mondays/?feed_id=13490&_unique_id=678ebb6eb46b3</span></a></p>
La Visch<p>Oh, I would so like some avocado toast right now….. 🤤</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Avocado" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Avocado</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tea" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tea</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Snack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Snack</span></a></p>
Cassidy Curtis<p>We take breakfast seriously in our house. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pomegranate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pomegranate</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/watermelonRadish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>watermelonRadish</span></a></p>
Cindy<p>Basic avocado toast is a superb treat on it's own, but here are 3 variations of it with Chef Bobby Flay ... hard to decide, but Which one of the three is YOUR favorite?</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYWHUR56How&si=7xAAw93WZO1dBQo9" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=NYWHUR56Ho</span><span class="invisible">w&si=7xAAw93WZO1dBQo9</span></a></p><p>AVOCADO TOAST 3 WAYS WITH BOBBY FLAY🔆by: Food Network</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/avocado" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocado</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/avocados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocados</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/recipes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>recipes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Breakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Breakfast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brunch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Brunch</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FoodNetwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FoodNetwork</span></a> 🥑🍞 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BobbyFlay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BobbyFlay</span></a></p>
Sven<p>I'm stuck offsite at the data center today. While it's bland & boring, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lunch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunch</span></a> options are better then when onsite. Last week I had <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/b%C3%A1nhM%C3%AC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bánhMì</span></a>, thinking about vegan <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/avocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadoToast</span></a> today.</p><p>But there is also that Asian food supermarket. Hmmm…</p>
Nuki Raccoon: The DEI Program of Furry Erotica<p>SMH all these campaigns to try and make normal things sound weird...</p><p>"Like Avocado Toast? That's a luxury food."</p><p>"Are you a furry? That's not a significant chunk of the population."</p><p>"You masturbate? No one else does."</p><p>"Into BDSM play? That's a niche fetish."</p><p>"Play Video Games? Only nerds do that."</p><p><a href="https://yiff.life/tags/normalize" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>normalize</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>furry</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/masturbation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>masturbation</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/BDSM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BDSM</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/VideoGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VideoGames</span></a></p>
Hebrew by Inbal<p>Received this beautiful sketch illustrating the recent lesson on how to order an avocado toast with egg and iced coffee in Hebrew from a student 👏🎉</p><p>I cannot tell you how much it makes my day when you share your journey with me, whether it is something that inspired you, a success story, or a challenge you've overcome.</p><p>Your dedication and creativity are truly inspiring, and one of my favorite things is sharing it with the entire community, bragging about you all, and inspiring others</p><p>Seeing you apply what you've learned - in whatever way you learn and express yourself - is the best reward. 😃</p><p>Keep up the fantastic work, and remember, every step you take brings you closer to deeply connecting with the Israeli and Jewish culture.</p><p>If you have stories, moments of success, milestones you crossed, or artwork to share, I’d love to see them! 🤳 Share and tag me to inspire and brighten the day of your co-community members<br><a href="https://babka.social/tags/artwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>artwork</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/sketch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sketch</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>illustration</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/hebrew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hebrew</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>language</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/avocadotoast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadotoast</span></a></p>
Hebrew by Inbal<p>Imagine being able to express exactly what you feel and think, but in Hebrew—your Hebrew!</p><p>Well, that is exactly what I do 😃</p><p>I don’t just teach you to memorize words and phrases; these bite sizes lessons are designed for my graduates as daily practice and a way ti enhace their skills.</p><p>Inside my program, I teach you how to easily construct sentences that are uniquely yours.</p><p>My conversational program, Practically Speaking Hebrew, is designed not just to teach you the language but to mold it around your personality, needs, and experiences.</p><p>This isn't just another language program. It's a journey to becoming confidently bilingual, with each session tailored to help you thrive in real-life interactions. </p><p>You're not learning just any Hebrew—you're learning your Hebrew, the way you want to express it. </p><p>Join me there, and let's bring your Hebrew to life together.</p><p>Comment if you want all the details, and I'll send them your way 😃</p><p><a href="https://babka.social/tags/breakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>breakfast</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/avocadotoast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadotoast</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/icedcoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>icedcoffee</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/languagelearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>languagelearning</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/hebrew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hebrew</span></a></p>
Paul Turnbull 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇵🇸<p>Me pretending to be a millennial. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Avocado" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Avocado</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/millennials" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>millennials</span></a></p>
David Brent 📚<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/3GoodThings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>3GoodThings</span></a></p><p>Kids start summer camp tomorrow. 👍</p><p>I've been into <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> lately, and while it was a bit messy - I prefer cherry tomatoes vs. tomato slices - the avocado toast at Little Honeycomb in Winnetka, Illinois, USA was really good.</p><p>Rainy and unseasonably cold baseball game for the 8yo yesterday, but for the first time this season, his team did not lose. They didn't win, either: game was called because the field became unplayable, and official score was a 1-1 tie.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/3goodthings" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>3goodthings</span></a></span></p>
Sam Steele 🏳️🌈 🎮 📸 👨💻<p>Toasted home made garlic and rosemary bread with avocado, pepper-jack cheese, egg, and diced tomato </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>food</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cooking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/baking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>baking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/avocadotoast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>avocadotoast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/bread" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bread</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.c99.org/tags/breadmaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>breadmaking</span></a></p>
ASmellyOgre<p>Don't worry about me. I'm just a millennial sitting over here eating my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a>. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>food</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cooking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vegetarian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vegetarian</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/millennials" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>millennials</span></a></p>
Beeks<p>Any budget experts able to help me cut down on my avocado toast habit? I'm a millennial and it's killing me.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/Capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Capitalism</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/HousingMarket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HousingMarket</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/Budget" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Budget</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/Guillotines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Guillotines</span></a></p>
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