If you are what you eat, then the only way to be a vegan is to eat one.

@xpil which would also paradoxically make you not a vegan. Ipso facto vegans don't exist. (/s obviously)

@splatt9990 @xpil Unless there is a plant eating plant 🤔 then the paradox doesn’t hold

I love elk salami. Elks are vegan. My karma is good :)


@xpil Oh. Here and I thought you were hinting about... No, can't find a way to say it politely. Only way I can think of to eat a vegan and still be a vegan.

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