I got a message from my God: "I'm not sure I can keep doing this."
"Why, what's up?" I replied.
"I told you to spread the word. Now I have hundreds of worshippers."
"Isn't that good?"
"Yes, I love it. But the traffic..."
My God provides Their worshippers with WiFi.
"Wait," I type, "are you saying you do everything by hand?"
"By Divinity. From modulating the electromagnetic spectrum, to carrying and routing every packet."
Any hackers out there know how to automate that?
@MicroSFF
Forget the WiFi gimmick. Just modulate a few pleasure neurons whenever someone worships the God. Replace DoomScrolling with PleasureWorshipping!