1. Boris Johnson's resignation
2. Cross party privileges committee's unanimous finding that Boris Johnson deliberately misled parliament
3. Nadine Dorries' lack of a peerage
4. Tories fighting like rats in a sack, again
5. "The bullet that missed" by Richard Osman
6. #ArchLinux
7. #Haskell
8. Roses in bloom
9. Actual summer in UK
10. Retirement