How to achieve complete computer security:

1. Unplug computer.
2. Open case.
3. Insert excessive amount of plastic explosives.
4. Detonate computer.
5. Collect debris and burn thoroughly at very high temperature for several minutes.


@alexbuzzbee approach vulnerable against time travel

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