To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
@stchris It appears that this quest became your sole purpose, your One Drive, and so I wish you to Excel at it. OneNote though: please consider taking some comrades with you. You see, Teams generally have far greater Outlook than a single person, they posses more skills, and when the time comes to battle your foe, one of those skills might turn out to be the decisive force, the PowerPoint of your claim.
(See, Microsoft, SharePoint doesn't fit here either, kill it already.)
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